I feel like I might need an IV drip to get over this hangover. Must replenish vital bodily fluids before they are taken by the communists.
Nobody will get that one, or else I might have to marry that person or at least give them oral pleasure until they tear my hair out.
I can't go to the campus today because its there is a monsoon outside. I know that sounds like a lame ass excuse but I I don't have any air-conditioning in my car and I can't roll down the windows so...... fooberry...my liver hurts.....just like Dostoyevsky

I can't go to the campus today because its there is a monsoon outside. I know that sounds like a lame ass excuse but I I don't have any air-conditioning in my car and I can't roll down the windows so...... fooberry...my liver hurts.....just like Dostoyevsky

argh!