Let me tell you. It's hot the like Devils asshole here. It was 71 at
6:30am. Yikes! I went to the gym then after working out i walked to the grocery store and i swear i wanted to peel my clothes off and lie naked, face down on the floor. It felt so nice and cold in there. I bought some Heath Klondike bars and...
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6:30am. Yikes! I went to the gym then after working out i walked to the grocery store and i swear i wanted to peel my clothes off and lie naked, face down on the floor. It felt so nice and cold in there. I bought some Heath Klondike bars and...
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Thank you everyone for the get well wishes! My butt is now flat from laying on it the past 2 days! The cold is gone but my voice is almost shot! You all are lucky you don't have to hear it. I sound like a cross between a man and well i don't know, i guess just a man.
The weather is so nice out!...
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The weather is so nice out!...
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vinyle:
Your'e the best sissy I ever had. I love you! And super willie loves you too. And the slug and the inch worm that he accidentally drowned this weekend. And my gay lifeguard who keeps crying when the kids start yelling at him. 
It's been so beautiful outside this past weekend! I've been working and sick with an awful head cold. Boo hoo me! 
Ah, get over it!
Next saturday i am finally shooting my set! FINALLY! I've been getting prepared so hopefully it will get approved. If not, better luck next time!
KikiBH asked me to shoot some pictures of her when her and the goose get...
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Ah, get over it!
Next saturday i am finally shooting my set! FINALLY! I've been getting prepared so hopefully it will get approved. If not, better luck next time!
KikiBH asked me to shoot some pictures of her when her and the goose get...
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edwin:
Thanks... you rock Laceyglove. I'm hoping your set comes out great... we need some tall pretty SGs!
Hope your cold is history by now.
Hope your cold is history by now.
velvetknuckles:
let's go.... 
Mark Rumsfield: Rumsfield's the name. Don't believe I caught yours, sonny?
Hans Klopek: H-H-Hans.
Mark Rumsfield: Oh-ho! Hans! A fine Christian name. Hans Christian Anderson! What are you, Catholic?
[looking at photo]
Mark Rumsfield: Oh, pretty girl! Friend of yours?
Hans Klopek: No, it came with the frame.
Mark Rumsfield: [mocking] It came wit da frame?
Does anyone know what movie this is from? It's...
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Hans Klopek: H-H-Hans.
Mark Rumsfield: Oh-ho! Hans! A fine Christian name. Hans Christian Anderson! What are you, Catholic?
[looking at photo]
Mark Rumsfield: Oh, pretty girl! Friend of yours?
Hans Klopek: No, it came with the frame.
Mark Rumsfield: [mocking] It came wit da frame?
Does anyone know what movie this is from? It's...
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gersguy:
People annoy me like that. How nice does it have to be TO go outside? I have been out most of the day. I know the feeling. Hope you guys have a great day tomorrow.
Okay another update on stupid famous people wandering in my store! So Riddick Bowe's crazy wife came in tonight yelling about how she left her purse open at the register, not my store she just came in to bitch, and how another woman stole $100 from her purse and if i saw the lady.
First off bitch, you crazy! Why would you leave an opened...
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First off bitch, you crazy! Why would you leave an opened...
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strongmad:
You ever need anyone's ass kicked, you know you can count on your StrongMad!
OK, maybe not a former heavyweight champion, but anyone alse, I've got your back!
OK, maybe not a former heavyweight champion, but anyone alse, I've got your back!
ash:
hey wait ... you're rich?
I am such a happy bunny! I got today in the mail my new brown motorcycle boots. So watch out kikibh, they must be worn and worn alot with super high cuffed jeans, and razors' attached on the ends of my boots! It's the greasers' against the socials!
Went out with Mr.Goose, mAllenfoto,kikibh saturday night and drank some beers! Had fun with those kids!...
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Went out with Mr.Goose, mAllenfoto,kikibh saturday night and drank some beers! Had fun with those kids!...
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rude_ruca:
Your new boots sound friggin rad!! Im so jealous! 
BUT! When my best pal in the whole friggin world, menace2sobriety comes home, let's plan on hangin for sure!!!
BUT! When my best pal in the whole friggin world, menace2sobriety comes home, let's plan on hangin for sure!!!
rude_ruca:
Thanks mama
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
thinking - what the hell is that?
reaches over and turns off the fan.
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
where is this noise coming from?
oh, it's the alarm!
Ever have a morning when you are in such a deep sleep that you don't know, who, what, or where you are? Work...
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thinking - what the hell is that?
reaches over and turns off the fan.
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
where is this noise coming from?
oh, it's the alarm!
Ever have a morning when you are in such a deep sleep that you don't know, who, what, or where you are? Work...
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frankie:
ye i am having surgery on my ears, my flesh tunnel decided to grow out after i have had it for years so it looks scarry. i am gonna have them all sewn up! well i hope, its just a consultation on sunday. fingers crossed. hope your week is going well.
jackie:
i hate mornings....
Heres something amusing that i didn't know or think that i would ever do. First off, let me start by adding i've been working out with power workouts 4 days a week and my appetite has shot through the roof. I am one hungry gal!
Okay, to the story - A few weeks ago i made a good dinner with tiramisu for dessert, after dinner,...
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Okay, to the story - A few weeks ago i made a good dinner with tiramisu for dessert, after dinner,...
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vitamine:
Can I be your E string, bass goddess? 
VitaminE
VitaminE
yeoman:
hey Lacey, how's things honey?
I would first like to thank StrongMad for the tasty box of White Cheddar Cheez It's that he sent to me! Mmmm.. YUMMY!
Is everyone ready for summer to be here? I know i am. I'm planning to take a trip to the beach soon! Ah, the nice sounds of the ocean, the sun warming up your body, sand stuck in your crotch and don't...
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Is everyone ready for summer to be here? I know i am. I'm planning to take a trip to the beach soon! Ah, the nice sounds of the ocean, the sun warming up your body, sand stuck in your crotch and don't...
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ampersandwich:
im sure youre not pushy - you're prolly just "persuasive", just like your twinny!
kingskottie:
the bravery is not that great... i got it really cheap... so it's really ok.
I feel like such a domesticated house wife today! I did all the laundry, including all bedding, towels, and summer clothes. Cleaned the bathroom (with the help of mom for that! What, she llikes to clean) vacuumed all the rooms, made the kitchen floors shine, threw out old crap, which is alot, fluffed up the bedding in the guest room and ate a bacon cheeseburger...
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annah:
yeah, weezer wasn't so great. not terribly involving. i kept sneaking out to smoke. my bar tab, however, was impressive. oy.
sorry you had to work all weekend! i need to catch up on my own domestic goddessery.
sorry you had to work all weekend! i need to catch up on my own domestic goddessery.
missredcherry:
how was your weekend?
Yeah you want a CD.
I made your CD before I posted in my journal. I will be sending you a little package in the post with my next letter.
How was your brinner?
Yeah you want a CD.
I made your CD before I posted in my journal. I will be sending you a little package in the post with my next letter.
How was your brinner?
When you were little did your mom ever make breakfast for dinner? My sister and i used to get so excited when she would! It was out of routine, somewhat rebellious! So that's what i'm making tonight. It will consist of the following:
Bacon -
Belgian Waffles -
Ham and cheese omlet -
And biscuits with Roasted Chipotle Jam
It's a big brinner ( get...
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Bacon -
Belgian Waffles -
Ham and cheese omlet -
And biscuits with Roasted Chipotle Jam
It's a big brinner ( get...
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vitamine:
breakfast is a demented concept. i don't know what deranged mind thought it up but he should have gobbled it up right there and then along with his first breakfast and left my stomach to stir-fry till lunch. eggs and bacon and toast are LUNCH! or very late night munchies. i'm gonna go get some pancakes now
purpletrees:
hope you doing good
There is a Roy Rogers about 2 block's down from my house. You know, the old people hang out! Everyday I see this cute little old man walking back from Roys. Always wearing the same pageboy hat, and his cute short brown polyester slacks. I'm assuming he isn't married, he is always alone. Everytime i see him, his little wrinkled hand flops a wave to...
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nyssa:
I always say hi to old people. They are all beautiful just for living their lives.
silmaril:
Love the glove
How you doing?
It's been hot up here too. I know just what you mean about wanting to lie naked in the grocery store. They seem about the only place that when it's really hot outside, you can still see your breath in the air.
I have to go out again tonight and I'm really not looking forward to it. It's around 5 pm, and the temp is still pushing 90. ewww.
Stay cool!