The adventures of Jenna and Kim....
I have been very sick for the past week, so as soon as I got well enough to go out I snatch Kimmy to see the owner of FQ and just hang out, since no one else seemed up to do anything. This ended up being no ordinary evening.
Low and behold the ex's band was playing French Quarter but, we had missed it, wich is fine, I didn't know they would be there. I got to see the guys of Sentenced to Live, they are such sweet guys.
We migrated to Tiffany's strip club to take Kimmy's strip club virginity. We made a friend in some very tall, bushy haired gangly kid named Tom. He was rather touchy feely. As me and Kimmy made our way to the bathroom we seemed to have offended one of the dancers, this crazy bitch decides to cat call us from the stage. Kim being a strip club virgin is shocked, I just give the dancer my "go feed the kids in ethiopia" look. As always we made friend in the ladies room. We like "Ginger" at Tiffany's and we like Shannon the waitress (who I hope is doing better and leaves the loser boyfriend). We do not however like cat calling girl especially since I ended up with the HUGE bouncer in my face letting me know that Kimmy and I were a PROBLEM! I try to talk to Big Bouncer guy in a nice tone and reason with him, he is receptive but, Kimmy always feels the need to defend herself, so there goes that. Hands are flying and we have attracted the attention of the entire club. I USED TO GET EMBARRASED ABOUT THESE KINDS OF THINGS. So, I am taking control of the situation but, bouncer guy let's us know, we gotta go. I tell him that's cool but, I asked to atleast take a piss and finish my drink, wich he obliged. The guys from Veronica's Veil came over to see if everything was ok but, one of them knowing me VERY well, told me to calm down since he knows I get a little violent after a few drinks. They were cracking up when we told them the deal. Glad they had a laugh. I think cat call girl just got a little jealous. She was even one of the cute ones. Had I had the time, I would gladly have decked her, I would have had no remorse.
Episodes still ensue in the bathroom with Kim and I chatting up other female patrons horrified by our treatment. The night ends with Kim and I blasting Angie Martinez, " It aint where you from but, it where you at,"
no wait. the ex calls at 2:50 to talk and I leave him in Middleburg with his hard on his pants because sometime you gotta know when to say no.
I have been very sick for the past week, so as soon as I got well enough to go out I snatch Kimmy to see the owner of FQ and just hang out, since no one else seemed up to do anything. This ended up being no ordinary evening.
Low and behold the ex's band was playing French Quarter but, we had missed it, wich is fine, I didn't know they would be there. I got to see the guys of Sentenced to Live, they are such sweet guys.
We migrated to Tiffany's strip club to take Kimmy's strip club virginity. We made a friend in some very tall, bushy haired gangly kid named Tom. He was rather touchy feely. As me and Kimmy made our way to the bathroom we seemed to have offended one of the dancers, this crazy bitch decides to cat call us from the stage. Kim being a strip club virgin is shocked, I just give the dancer my "go feed the kids in ethiopia" look. As always we made friend in the ladies room. We like "Ginger" at Tiffany's and we like Shannon the waitress (who I hope is doing better and leaves the loser boyfriend). We do not however like cat calling girl especially since I ended up with the HUGE bouncer in my face letting me know that Kimmy and I were a PROBLEM! I try to talk to Big Bouncer guy in a nice tone and reason with him, he is receptive but, Kimmy always feels the need to defend herself, so there goes that. Hands are flying and we have attracted the attention of the entire club. I USED TO GET EMBARRASED ABOUT THESE KINDS OF THINGS. So, I am taking control of the situation but, bouncer guy let's us know, we gotta go. I tell him that's cool but, I asked to atleast take a piss and finish my drink, wich he obliged. The guys from Veronica's Veil came over to see if everything was ok but, one of them knowing me VERY well, told me to calm down since he knows I get a little violent after a few drinks. They were cracking up when we told them the deal. Glad they had a laugh. I think cat call girl just got a little jealous. She was even one of the cute ones. Had I had the time, I would gladly have decked her, I would have had no remorse.
Episodes still ensue in the bathroom with Kim and I chatting up other female patrons horrified by our treatment. The night ends with Kim and I blasting Angie Martinez, " It aint where you from but, it where you at,"
no wait. the ex calls at 2:50 to talk and I leave him in Middleburg with his hard on his pants because sometime you gotta know when to say no.
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jess:
I made it to TSI, It was me, my X, my friend and 2 other people I didnt know there....i was drunk so i danced with my friend the whole night. I went to actually meet the dj because i talked to him a couple times on myspace and he really didn't seem like he cared i was there. so no more monday nights there 
I'll be back at TSI tomorrow night though
I'll be back at TSI tomorrow night though
rasberi:
i would have decked the bitch too! Ha 