Ah someone from Columbia, Misery!
Misery loves company does it not?
Here's a secret if you so want one:
Underneath Columbia Mall (want proof? They pay my wages) there is a beast of unexplainable definition that requires 3 human lives a day to stay satisfied. If it is not fed the balance of Missouri will be cast into a firey hole!
Thank the gods that never happ..... wait a minute!
Misery loves company does it not?
Here's a secret if you so want one:
Underneath Columbia Mall (want proof? They pay my wages) there is a beast of unexplainable definition that requires 3 human lives a day to stay satisfied. If it is not fed the balance of Missouri will be cast into a firey hole!
Thank the gods that never happ..... wait a minute!