Have you ever asked yourself, "I would really like to get to know that Harlequinne chick, she looks pretty awesome?" Well folks I have all you need to know right here. Enjoy
Apple juice or orange juice? Orange Juice all the way with a fifth of vodka
Are you a morning or night person? Night, eww mornings are gross
Which do you prefer, sweet or salty foods? sweet like me
Ninjas or pirates? NINJAS
Ninjas vs pirates, discuss. See pirates are swashbuckling drunks, ninjas are stealth and deadly, plus they wear all black.
Autobots or Decepticons? Decepticons. Thats the shit right there.
What was your favorite childhood television program? I didnt get to watch much tv. But I made an appearance on a tv show called KIDSTREET- a cheesy canadian kids program. You can catch reruns somewhere. We lost cause my brother was an idiot.
Are you a collector of anything?
DVD's and dead corpses
If you could be any animal, what would you be? I would be a bird, you can fly anywhere you want and literally shit on people
If you could have any superpower, what would it be? invisibility so I can watch you getting changed... thats right.
What is usually your first thought when you wake up? Why am I up before noon?
What do you usually think about right before falling asleep? Pink fairies and purple mushrooms and the roaming hills of alaska
What's your favorite color? Black
What's your favorite animal? Cat
Do you believe in extraterrestrials or life on other planets? Yes I am one
Do you believe in ghosts? Yes
Ever been addicted to a video/computer game? Which one(s)? No I havent been addicted to anything, well except sex, oh and there was that addiction to green apples.
You're given 1 million dollars, what do you spend it on? a kick ass house and a even more kick ass party
Have any bad habits? many, swearing, drinking, drugs, smoking, being irresponsible, having sex with random strangers..etc...
Which bad habits, if any, drive you crazy? I am already crazy, nothing drove me to it.
List 3 of your best personality traits: my charm, my wit, my passion
List 3 of your worst personality traits: my moodiness, my naivety, my holier than thou attitude
Have any celebrity crushes? Rob Pattison and Jake Gyllenhal- god I would hit his ass so freaking hard
List 1 thing you wish you could change about yourself: weight
Any tattoos or piercings? ears are pierced compliments of myself, half sleeve on right arm and 6 other tattoos
What's the first thing you notice in the opposite sex? eyes, green ones are the best
What personality traits do you look for in a partner? wit, charm, non assholeness
What personality traits do you dislike in other people? clinging people, boring people, serious people
Do you see yourself getting married in the next 5 years? no I will never get married again
Are you mostly a clean or messy person? messy
If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live? in an igloo in alaska, right outside Simons house.
If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would you go? South Cali, tons of surger boys there.
List 5 goals on your life's to-do list: , lose weight, become rich, get a decent fucking job, make simon better, be happy
Name 1 regret you have: getting pregnant at 19
Name 1 thing you miss about being a kid: i never was a kid, i went from raising my parents to raising my own child
Name 1 thing you love about being an adult: DRINKING!!
What's your favorite song of the moment? Airplanes
What's your favorite song of all time? Born losers- was written about my life
What's your favorite thing to do on a Saturday night? Since I am a loser probably watch a movie and sleep
What's your favorite thing to do on a Sunday afternoon? drink next to the dirty pool and possibly sleep
Have any hidden talents? I can play the clarinet and guitar(poorly), I can paint on canvas and can sing about as good as an alley cat
You're about to walk the green mile, what do you have as your last meal? Spaghetti & Meatballs w garlic bread
What would be your dream job? Bathing geriatrics
Which would you rather have, 100 million dollars or true love? 100 million I would have true love lining outside my door
If you could have 3 wishes granted, what would they be? to be beautiful, to be rich, for simon to be healthy
Ever wish you were born the opposite sex? If so, why? Yes cause being a man rocks
Name 1 thing not many people know about you: I believe I will die by a gunshot wound, yet I dont live in the ghetto.
If you HAD to change your name, what would you change it to? Alice, actually there I just did. Call me Alice from now on.
Do you believe in the afterlife? Of course
On the topic of abortion, how do you feel about cookies? This is a retarded question.
So I pose this question to you people of SG?
What are your 3 wishes?
Apple juice or orange juice? Orange Juice all the way with a fifth of vodka
Are you a morning or night person? Night, eww mornings are gross
Which do you prefer, sweet or salty foods? sweet like me
Ninjas or pirates? NINJAS
Ninjas vs pirates, discuss. See pirates are swashbuckling drunks, ninjas are stealth and deadly, plus they wear all black.
Autobots or Decepticons? Decepticons. Thats the shit right there.
What was your favorite childhood television program? I didnt get to watch much tv. But I made an appearance on a tv show called KIDSTREET- a cheesy canadian kids program. You can catch reruns somewhere. We lost cause my brother was an idiot.
Are you a collector of anything?
DVD's and dead corpses
If you could be any animal, what would you be? I would be a bird, you can fly anywhere you want and literally shit on people
If you could have any superpower, what would it be? invisibility so I can watch you getting changed... thats right.
What is usually your first thought when you wake up? Why am I up before noon?
What do you usually think about right before falling asleep? Pink fairies and purple mushrooms and the roaming hills of alaska
What's your favorite color? Black
What's your favorite animal? Cat
Do you believe in extraterrestrials or life on other planets? Yes I am one
Do you believe in ghosts? Yes
Ever been addicted to a video/computer game? Which one(s)? No I havent been addicted to anything, well except sex, oh and there was that addiction to green apples.
You're given 1 million dollars, what do you spend it on? a kick ass house and a even more kick ass party
Have any bad habits? many, swearing, drinking, drugs, smoking, being irresponsible, having sex with random strangers..etc...
Which bad habits, if any, drive you crazy? I am already crazy, nothing drove me to it.
List 3 of your best personality traits: my charm, my wit, my passion
List 3 of your worst personality traits: my moodiness, my naivety, my holier than thou attitude
Have any celebrity crushes? Rob Pattison and Jake Gyllenhal- god I would hit his ass so freaking hard
List 1 thing you wish you could change about yourself: weight
Any tattoos or piercings? ears are pierced compliments of myself, half sleeve on right arm and 6 other tattoos
What's the first thing you notice in the opposite sex? eyes, green ones are the best
What personality traits do you look for in a partner? wit, charm, non assholeness
What personality traits do you dislike in other people? clinging people, boring people, serious people
Do you see yourself getting married in the next 5 years? no I will never get married again
Are you mostly a clean or messy person? messy
If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live? in an igloo in alaska, right outside Simons house.
If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would you go? South Cali, tons of surger boys there.
List 5 goals on your life's to-do list: , lose weight, become rich, get a decent fucking job, make simon better, be happy
Name 1 regret you have: getting pregnant at 19
Name 1 thing you miss about being a kid: i never was a kid, i went from raising my parents to raising my own child
Name 1 thing you love about being an adult: DRINKING!!
What's your favorite song of the moment? Airplanes
What's your favorite song of all time? Born losers- was written about my life
What's your favorite thing to do on a Saturday night? Since I am a loser probably watch a movie and sleep
What's your favorite thing to do on a Sunday afternoon? drink next to the dirty pool and possibly sleep
Have any hidden talents? I can play the clarinet and guitar(poorly), I can paint on canvas and can sing about as good as an alley cat
You're about to walk the green mile, what do you have as your last meal? Spaghetti & Meatballs w garlic bread
What would be your dream job? Bathing geriatrics
Which would you rather have, 100 million dollars or true love? 100 million I would have true love lining outside my door
If you could have 3 wishes granted, what would they be? to be beautiful, to be rich, for simon to be healthy
Ever wish you were born the opposite sex? If so, why? Yes cause being a man rocks
Name 1 thing not many people know about you: I believe I will die by a gunshot wound, yet I dont live in the ghetto.
If you HAD to change your name, what would you change it to? Alice, actually there I just did. Call me Alice from now on.
Do you believe in the afterlife? Of course
On the topic of abortion, how do you feel about cookies? This is a retarded question.
So I pose this question to you people of SG?
What are your 3 wishes?
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3 wishes huh? What would I wish for.... Wish number one: World peace. Just for the hell of it. Wish number two: My own fully equipped and fully staffed intergalactic spaceship. Wish number three: I would like to retain that for a later date.
ive been good lately. how about choooo?
3 wishes.
1. Win the lotto
2. Cure for Cancer
3. Cure for Aids.