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I absolutely DO NOT want to go to work today. They have been driving us so hard we are all exhausted and can barely gather the energy to get up in the morning. So I have decided to compile a list of excuses to NOT go to work. Feel free to use any of them as your own..

I won't be in today. My fish is sick and I need to take it to the vet.

I fell off a ladder fixing the roof on my house and I landed on my elbow

Last night in San Francisco I was attacked by a guy who didn't like the remarks I made about him and he hit me in the face and broke the windshield of my car with a small bat that I tried to hit him with.

I won't be in today. I'm still drunk from last night.

I'm not coming in because I need a mental day.

Last night we had a party and I woke up with a strange man in my bed!

My car ran out of gas on the way to work. I was pushing it to a gas station and I got a stomach hernia and I have to go to the doctors.

I won't be in today or Ever Again. I've found a way to earn money by staying at home working on my puter. I'm tired of getting paid for punching a time clock, working my but off on a J.O.B (Just Over Broke) 9 to 5 and retiring with $ 0 in my bank account, forced to live of the Government and taxpayers. If you want to know what I'll be doing, send an email to: Cookie18@SmartBot.NET Hooray! Freedom at Last!

Hello, This is, ________ I've used all of my sick days and I'm calling in dead.

If it is all the same to you, I won't be coming in to work. The voices told me to clean all the guns today.

When I got up this morning, I took two Ex-Lax in addition to my Prozac. I can't get off the john, but I feel good about it

What's your excuse for not going to work??