I could appologize for never updateing ...but really...who cares, anyways on to the show...
So it has come me and my wifes attention that we are tired of working for other people...but really who isn't....so we are going to into the foray of the scary world of THE SMALL BUSINESS!!!! (panic attacks start now)
In making this descision we tried to come up with what we would like to peddle to the average consumer, and promtly came up with that how the hell would we know what the average consumer wants....and we couldn't think of anything because...We Aren't Average Consumers!!!....so we went with what we know...well what i know...at any rate we have decided to open our own Internet gaming / comic / random geeky stuff kind of store...you know...the kind of Store that i would want to go into...
Picture it...you walk in see the new *blah blah* game is out and your really not sure if you would like that sort of game, so we let you test it out, you like it. Then as your going up the counter to pay you see that on *blah*day we are having a battlefield 2 tourney with exciting prizes and you think to yourself "hey self, i ownzor that game and i know i can beat these half wits" so you sign up, and as your signing up you see that you never did get the wolverine from 2 months ago so you go to the back issues and hey look at that its still cover price and not twenty bucks, because wizard says it is, so you pick that up as well...all the while you are treated with respect and not like you are a flaming turd on a stick because you happen to like that new ska band thats playing on the overhead speakers *cough Hot Vomit cough*
Anyways this all stemed from the fact that i can't get a kickass aqua teen t-shirt unless i go to that god damned fuckhole of a store , where the "employees" are so fuck all elitist becuase i still dig bowling for soup, where i have to enevitably throttle and yell at the 17 yr old fuckwit "Hey you little shit i remember a time when you would get a royal ass stomping if you walked down the street with blue hair!!!"
*yes i took that from Social D but i do remember that time*, And yes i could go on-line and buy the kickass new aqua teen shirt, but like everybody else in this free economy, I happen to be a instant gratification kind of person, and your a liar if you say you aren't....and really the whole internet shopping thing just really doesnt appeal to me as a person who tries to at least help the small business by not going to the *wal-marts and targets?* that litter this land like a fucking plauge....and see know your saying "LIAR LIAR i have SEEN you at wal-mart you tiny dicked hipocrite!!!" And yes from time to time i HAVE to go to wal-mart or target to get an item, CHrist show me "The Big Damned Rubbermaid Tub Store" and i'll go it instead!, but alas i have never seen one of those, and i also know your saying "still dinkledick you work at a corporate games store!!" and yes i do still work at a games store because nobody has opened a mom and pop store where i can get my fix of seeing sexy night elf butt, OR i have to order it and wait 6 weeks, and we are back to the whole "instant gratification thing" again....
so now that me and the misses have it in our heads to start this little venture*BWHAHAHAHA sorry had to laugh-- teehee little venture* I am now plauged with the fact that i myself have to grow up and be a responsible adult so this thins doesn't go plummeting to the ground and make a crater the likes we would never pull out of. And the fact that i don't have DIME FUCKING ONE to my name, and the fact that my IQ is higher than my credit score*and a big fuck you to whoever assclown that thought that up* So now we have to do research and make a business plan and go ask a bank for money for a silly little video game and funny book store.
so that is where i'm at right now, biting my already chewed finger nails to till little tips of bone show thourgh and rapidlly growing an ulser...
....but to tell you the truth i can't think of a better person to go thourgh this with , and if it doesn't work there's always contract killing
P.S - i thought there was a spellcheck feature on this but i guess i was all hopped up on cheetos and night train...that night trains a mean wine.
So it has come me and my wifes attention that we are tired of working for other people...but really who isn't....so we are going to into the foray of the scary world of THE SMALL BUSINESS!!!! (panic attacks start now)
In making this descision we tried to come up with what we would like to peddle to the average consumer, and promtly came up with that how the hell would we know what the average consumer wants....and we couldn't think of anything because...We Aren't Average Consumers!!!....so we went with what we know...well what i know...at any rate we have decided to open our own Internet gaming / comic / random geeky stuff kind of store...you know...the kind of Store that i would want to go into...
Picture it...you walk in see the new *blah blah* game is out and your really not sure if you would like that sort of game, so we let you test it out, you like it. Then as your going up the counter to pay you see that on *blah*day we are having a battlefield 2 tourney with exciting prizes and you think to yourself "hey self, i ownzor that game and i know i can beat these half wits" so you sign up, and as your signing up you see that you never did get the wolverine from 2 months ago so you go to the back issues and hey look at that its still cover price and not twenty bucks, because wizard says it is, so you pick that up as well...all the while you are treated with respect and not like you are a flaming turd on a stick because you happen to like that new ska band thats playing on the overhead speakers *cough Hot Vomit cough*
Anyways this all stemed from the fact that i can't get a kickass aqua teen t-shirt unless i go to that god damned fuckhole of a store , where the "employees" are so fuck all elitist becuase i still dig bowling for soup, where i have to enevitably throttle and yell at the 17 yr old fuckwit "Hey you little shit i remember a time when you would get a royal ass stomping if you walked down the street with blue hair!!!"
*yes i took that from Social D but i do remember that time*, And yes i could go on-line and buy the kickass new aqua teen shirt, but like everybody else in this free economy, I happen to be a instant gratification kind of person, and your a liar if you say you aren't....and really the whole internet shopping thing just really doesnt appeal to me as a person who tries to at least help the small business by not going to the *wal-marts and targets?* that litter this land like a fucking plauge....and see know your saying "LIAR LIAR i have SEEN you at wal-mart you tiny dicked hipocrite!!!" And yes from time to time i HAVE to go to wal-mart or target to get an item, CHrist show me "The Big Damned Rubbermaid Tub Store" and i'll go it instead!, but alas i have never seen one of those, and i also know your saying "still dinkledick you work at a corporate games store!!" and yes i do still work at a games store because nobody has opened a mom and pop store where i can get my fix of seeing sexy night elf butt, OR i have to order it and wait 6 weeks, and we are back to the whole "instant gratification thing" again....
so now that me and the misses have it in our heads to start this little venture*BWHAHAHAHA sorry had to laugh-- teehee little venture* I am now plauged with the fact that i myself have to grow up and be a responsible adult so this thins doesn't go plummeting to the ground and make a crater the likes we would never pull out of. And the fact that i don't have DIME FUCKING ONE to my name, and the fact that my IQ is higher than my credit score*and a big fuck you to whoever assclown that thought that up* So now we have to do research and make a business plan and go ask a bank for money for a silly little video game and funny book store.
so that is where i'm at right now, biting my already chewed finger nails to till little tips of bone show thourgh and rapidlly growing an ulser...
....but to tell you the truth i can't think of a better person to go thourgh this with , and if it doesn't work there's always contract killing
P.S - i thought there was a spellcheck feature on this but i guess i was all hopped up on cheetos and night train...that night trains a mean wine.
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