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kyshak

should be burned to the ground and then salted...

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Saturday Aug 05, 2006

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ok this was about 15 to 20 minutes ago....woke up to tsoey yelling her head off to be feed, which is understandable...but what i didnt know is that it was an elaborate ploy for me to try to kill myself....see during the night she had gotten the ninja to place my cellphone on the ground in such a way that i would step on it when i woke up and got out of bed....there plan was a success in many ways...i killed my cellphone and i almost took a header into the closet....gosh i love having cats sometimes...especially ones with meglomaniacal tendensies and with there own personal assassins....but there plan wasnt a complete success...the phone is dead but i am still alive...or maybe that was there plan...hmmmmmmm


and the inconsiderate bastard at work , who i told to stay the fuck away from me because i didnt want his cold. well i think i got his cold....and its no small part to him coughing and sneezing over everything and him giving me the shit answer "oh cold medicine doesnt work on me" ...W....T.....F.....oh give me a fucking break, cold medicine dosent work on me....


so i should be flipping out right now because i wont have a cell phone till tuesday or so , and i am getting a cold....but instead of going with the anger i just let go....damn i love you Dalai Lama


oh so most likely if you need me you will have to hit up AIM in the meantime..
allycat_13:
LMAO That is a great story, Sweetie! Ninja attack cats. I wish to meet these cats of yours and shake their cutesie paws. wink
I wish I could have seen your face and heard your funny man scream. biggrin
Glad you're okay and didn't hurt yourself and/or die. Sucks about your phone, but oh well. Shit happens! wink
Feel better and get some rest! smile
Aug 5, 2006

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