ok this was about 15 to 20 minutes ago....woke up to tsoey yelling her head off to be feed, which is understandable...but what i didnt know is that it was an elaborate ploy for me to try to kill myself....see during the night she had gotten the ninja to place my cellphone on the ground in such a way that i would step on it when i woke up and got out of bed....there plan was a success in many ways...i killed my cellphone and i almost took a header into the closet....gosh i love having cats sometimes...especially ones with meglomaniacal tendensies and with there own personal assassins....but there plan wasnt a complete success...the phone is dead but i am still alive...or maybe that was there plan...hmmmmmmm
and the inconsiderate bastard at work , who i told to stay the fuck away from me because i didnt want his cold. well i think i got his cold....and its no small part to him coughing and sneezing over everything and him giving me the shit answer "oh cold medicine doesnt work on me" ...W....T.....F.....oh give me a fucking break, cold medicine dosent work on me....
so i should be flipping out right now because i wont have a cell phone till tuesday or so , and i am getting a cold....but instead of going with the anger i just let go....damn i love you Dalai Lama
oh so most likely if you need me you will have to hit up AIM in the meantime..
and the inconsiderate bastard at work , who i told to stay the fuck away from me because i didnt want his cold. well i think i got his cold....and its no small part to him coughing and sneezing over everything and him giving me the shit answer "oh cold medicine doesnt work on me" ...W....T.....F.....oh give me a fucking break, cold medicine dosent work on me....
so i should be flipping out right now because i wont have a cell phone till tuesday or so , and i am getting a cold....but instead of going with the anger i just let go....damn i love you Dalai Lama
oh so most likely if you need me you will have to hit up AIM in the meantime..
I wish I could have seen your face and heard your funny man scream.
Glad you're okay and didn't hurt yourself and/or die. Sucks about your phone, but oh well. Shit happens!
Feel better and get some rest!