Beppo sent me a sock and a bag of Cheetos and threw in a webcam for Noir!!! It was so sweet of him to think of her -- even if it was only an afterthought. I spent all week in my sock munching on Cheetos. My tentacles got so orange that I had to spend an evening in a pillowcase in the washer. What a ride.

As soon as Noir finishes up my wardrobe, I'm going to start off on a journey around the world. My first stop is to visit the endearing and hilarious Kay in Antarctica. I'll spent about a week there before heading up to Australia to visit nevyn, mellylou, hellfaerie, and the rest of the SGAU gang. Depending on how long I'm there, I'll either go to Florida to see crocodiles and VampyreLadyLaura or to California to meet pyropixie and her octopodes, Enid and Bob, and then meet back up with Noir for her birthday at Disneyland. Hopefully, I'll get to see beppo and PeaceOrchestra while I'm there. When all that's over, I'll be looking for new places to go and people to party with.

Also, I made a wishlist. I'm a cephalopod with simple needs.

Because I've been out on so many adventures, I haven't gotten the chance to update as often as I've wanted to. I've got so many photos to upload that it would take hours using all eight limbs. Until then, here are a few older images:


My most favorite self-portrait ever.


Me in the trooper hat Noir made me.


Here I am farting on IceCreamCone's leg because she wouldn't hold me up to look out the car window.


And here she is trying to rape me and steal my ink because I farted on her leg.


At Whole Foods reuniting with some of my best mates. We got admonished for taking pictures there.


Then I went to a tattoo shop to see if my tattoo idea was plausible. It was not.

Stay tuned, Kyle-lovers. Stay tuned...