Fucking Comcast, Ill tell ya! These bitches make so much fucking money yet they have the worst customer service. Verizon FIOS sounds yummy right about now.
Anyway, its been so long that I cant remember all that has happened. I will do my best.
In a nut shell Ive been working my ass off. Thirty seven hours of overtime this pay period. I love overtime. It is the cream.
Ummmm, Ed and I got into a fight with the old bastard that lives next door. I am usually a respectful person when it comes to the older variety, but this shithead had it coming. What happened was this: Ed and I were throwing around a frisbee in the back yardodino when all of a sudden I threw it to hard and it landed in the lawn of the little old bitch. He was on his porch and saw this happen. He gets up and goes to get it. As soon as he steps off the porch he freaks. Cursing, yelling and the like. Something about how we should play in a park and not in OUR OWN BACK YARD. I told him to stop yelling and that it wasnt worth getting worked up over. In turn he replies that this was the last straw. That, between this and the airsoft rounds, he was fed up. Ed has said before that we were sorry about the rounds and have agreed to stop playing airsoft in the back yard. Then he starts complaining about all of the rounds that he keeps finding. I told him that those were probably from before and that we would be happy to help him clean them up. I remained completely calm and collect the whole time. He then proceeded to get a cup of rounds with about thirty of them in there. You must understand that when we play we use about ten thousand so thirty does not impress me. Ed kept asking him when they were from but he just changed the subject. Then out of no where, he takes the can and throws the rounds in my faceIN MY FACE!!!!!! Needless to say I flipped-a-shit. I dont know what got into me but I do know that Ive never seen an old man run so fast. Ed had to hold me back from beating his ass. Sooooooooo, to make a long story short, I calmed down and we told Carolyns mom. And just now, not two seconds ago, Ed came in and told me that Carolyns mom talked to them and said that his wife told him off for throwing them. How wonderful. I am still not pleased though. His knee caps need to break, immediately. <END RANT/>
In other, less annoying news, I got a new airsoft gun. Yes, I know, I am a dork. LIVE WITH IT! This gun is killer, no really, it is. An exact replica of an mp5. 280 fps, and a 150 feet effective range. Carnge will commence and exactly twelve midnight est. Ive named her Entropy.
I also just got a credit card. Those dumb fucks at capital one just handed me one. Dont they know that my having credit is a terrible idea. HA! It has fruit loops on it. Hmmm, fruit loops.
I need a nap.
I need some sweet sweet lovin!
I need a monkey. We will battle.
Anyway, its been so long that I cant remember all that has happened. I will do my best.
In a nut shell Ive been working my ass off. Thirty seven hours of overtime this pay period. I love overtime. It is the cream.
Ummmm, Ed and I got into a fight with the old bastard that lives next door. I am usually a respectful person when it comes to the older variety, but this shithead had it coming. What happened was this: Ed and I were throwing around a frisbee in the back yardodino when all of a sudden I threw it to hard and it landed in the lawn of the little old bitch. He was on his porch and saw this happen. He gets up and goes to get it. As soon as he steps off the porch he freaks. Cursing, yelling and the like. Something about how we should play in a park and not in OUR OWN BACK YARD. I told him to stop yelling and that it wasnt worth getting worked up over. In turn he replies that this was the last straw. That, between this and the airsoft rounds, he was fed up. Ed has said before that we were sorry about the rounds and have agreed to stop playing airsoft in the back yard. Then he starts complaining about all of the rounds that he keeps finding. I told him that those were probably from before and that we would be happy to help him clean them up. I remained completely calm and collect the whole time. He then proceeded to get a cup of rounds with about thirty of them in there. You must understand that when we play we use about ten thousand so thirty does not impress me. Ed kept asking him when they were from but he just changed the subject. Then out of no where, he takes the can and throws the rounds in my faceIN MY FACE!!!!!! Needless to say I flipped-a-shit. I dont know what got into me but I do know that Ive never seen an old man run so fast. Ed had to hold me back from beating his ass. Sooooooooo, to make a long story short, I calmed down and we told Carolyns mom. And just now, not two seconds ago, Ed came in and told me that Carolyns mom talked to them and said that his wife told him off for throwing them. How wonderful. I am still not pleased though. His knee caps need to break, immediately. <END RANT/>
In other, less annoying news, I got a new airsoft gun. Yes, I know, I am a dork. LIVE WITH IT! This gun is killer, no really, it is. An exact replica of an mp5. 280 fps, and a 150 feet effective range. Carnge will commence and exactly twelve midnight est. Ive named her Entropy.
I also just got a credit card. Those dumb fucks at capital one just handed me one. Dont they know that my having credit is a terrible idea. HA! It has fruit loops on it. Hmmm, fruit loops.
I need a nap.
I need some sweet sweet lovin!
I need a monkey. We will battle.
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and i am sooo bad.
thanks!