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kyleomen

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Thursday Aug 18, 2005

Aug 18, 2005
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Ok, I am super tired but I refuse to half-ass this entry because of its contents.
Pictures galore!

I wasnt able to get a shower until I got home from work today. That would have made it three whole days without cleansing. This is unheard of in my realm. Some:

A very dirty boy

Forlornbut clean.

Yup


On a less vain note, here are some pictures from the trip with captions to help people understand. Well, first and foremost I must state that the trip was short but sweet. We got there late afternoon on Sunday and went strait to Bourbon street to have some dinner and get our drink on. But our I mean Myself, Alli, Cindy(Allis mom), and Joe(Cindys boy). We had a lovely dinner at which we made a mini buffet at out table, sharing everything there. A nice dinner and chocolate martini later we hit the streets. After moseying about for and hour or so, checking out the local shops, we stopped at a bar called the Cats Meow. For once in my life I didnt get carded. I look young as shit. Since I didnt want to press my luck, we stayed there most of the night getting retardedly drunk and enjoying other retarded people. Afterwards we bough boas and pranced around town looking all types of sexy.
When we got back to the hotel, we went skinny dipping in the pool on top of the roof. My idea, thank you very fucking much. We also dined on the leftover peanut butter and jelly sangwhichs that were made. Nude hot tub! Thats was all, that night.

The next day we woke up still trashed and ate breakfast at the hotel. It was amazing.

The dining area.
After a wonderful meal, Alli and I rented scooters. The fact that I let Alli rent one might have been the biggest mistake of the trip. She couldnt ride for shit and there is nothing that pisses that girl off then knowing fully that she cant do something. I felt bad. I felt even worse after she crashed it into a curb and had to pay sixty dollars to fix it. After that we just rode around on mine which would have been the better thing to do from the beginning.
Our first stop was at the Ripley Museum. Other than the fact that Dean Kane is a fucknut, the place was great. I saw such things as:

A killer T-Rex! He was also sexy and tried to hump me.

A delicious toast painting that made me super hungry. We ate it. Hmmm.

A do-it-yourself vampire killing kit. Complete with wolfbane and bull semen. I stole that little item.

One of the kindest skulls Ive ever seen. We talked. It was nice.

A wonderful little German trinket.

Yeah so after the Ripley we traveled around the city in search of objects and crazy southern people. They both were found. That night we got all dressed up to eat dinner. We had some great food at the small local kitchen called Ritas. Much beer was had at that establishment. And then some more was consumed at a nice little prirate bar not to far away. It was at this time that I drank some fake absinthe and met out wonderful local friend, Squirrel. Captain Squirrel for you bastards. We ditched the rents and headed out for a night on the town. Squirrel showed us all of the best places to go, and each one brought on a different level of drunkenness.

The retarded Squirrel and I. Damnit ALLI! Take a clear picture next time.

See, mine came out fine.
We were happy to meet him. He took care of the stupid tourist. The night ended well.

Ok, Im hungry and there is not much more to tell. I will finish with a finale of pictures and short captions.

Yummy nanners. They smell like shit though.

I like to hump large fish. Dont you?

No shit!

Droolmust have.

Oh Ken, you and your boys sure do know how to party.

Alli is sexy. I have a cheese-face grinner on.

Such a purdy place.

I love it.

Ok thats all. Come with me next time. My only regret is that I didnt bring my stickers with me.
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
agenda:
you're a stud.
even with the cheesey grin.
blush
Aug 20, 2005
annalee:
Dime would have liked that jager machine, Im going to drink a bottle for him tonight. Cool bridge piercing.
Aug 20, 2005

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