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kyleomen

Philadelphia

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Monday Aug 08, 2005

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To make a long story sooooooo short...

I am drunk.

The shore sucked lama balls.

Mostly because a girl was there that I hate and my parents love to death....bitch.

It rained the entire weekend. No beach, bad juju.

My penis hurts.

Enough bitching.

More piercings please! I had my labret done which makes me super happy. But my computer is still being a pretentious cock so no pictures yet. Hence the coffee. Hmmm, coffee.

Shots make the pain less... painfull. What pain you ask? None. I'm just a pussy.

Give me three steps, give me three steps toward the door... or however it goes. A fucking two hour drive and all I had to listen to was classic rock. I'll dealt with it by swirving and passing and speeding. Like an asshjole. Hmmm, assjole.

Ok, gonna take out the trash, do another shot and hopefully sleep.

Goodnight you beautiful suicide people you. I love this site. I love goregous naked women. Love, hate, chaos. They're all in the same sandwhich.
sarahjane:
mmmm samich!
Aug 8, 2005

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