Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

kyleomen

Philadelphia

Member Since 2005

Followers 94 Following 123

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Monday Aug 08, 2005

Aug 7, 2005
0
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email
To make a long story sooooooo short...

I am drunk.

The shore sucked lama balls.

Mostly because a girl was there that I hate and my parents love to death....bitch.

It rained the entire weekend. No beach, bad juju.

My penis hurts.

Enough bitching.

More piercings please! I had my labret done which makes me super happy. But my computer is still being a pretentious cock so no pictures yet. Hence the coffee. Hmmm, coffee.

Shots make the pain less... painfull. What pain you ask? None. I'm just a pussy.

Give me three steps, give me three steps toward the door... or however it goes. A fucking two hour drive and all I had to listen to was classic rock. I'll dealt with it by swirving and passing and speeding. Like an asshjole. Hmmm, assjole.

Ok, gonna take out the trash, do another shot and hopefully sleep.

Goodnight you beautiful suicide people you. I love this site. I love goregous naked women. Love, hate, chaos. They're all in the same sandwhich.
sarahjane:
mmmm samich!
Aug 8, 2005

More Blogs

  • 12.22.05
    13

    Thursday Dec 22, 2005

    Ahh, what is up, what is up? The sky, tall people, monkeys. That is a…
  • 12.19.05
    10

    Monday Dec 19, 2005

    Ahhh, I love to update. It reminds me about the fun Ive had or, the t…
  • 12.17.05
    15

    Saturday Dec 17, 2005

    Fucking Christ! Will this cold EVER go away? It had better be by toni…
  • 12.13.05
    21

    Tuesday Dec 13, 2005

    What a boring day. Woke up late. Got some coffee. Went to wo…
  • 12.12.05
    10

    Monday Dec 12, 2005

    What a crazy weekend and a great day at work! I got over that lame he…
  • 12.10.05
    14

    Saturday Dec 10, 2005

    Im sitting here naked hoping to fuck that this headache will dissipat…
  • 12.06.05
    13

    Tuesday Dec 06, 2005

    Let me introduce you to the softer side of retail. There is no compet…
  • 12.05.05
    12

    Monday Dec 05, 2005

    My belly is acting all weird. Very sensitive to the touch. It hurts t…
  • 12.03.05
    5

    Saturday Dec 03, 2005

    I have eaten to much. I need to sleep well. There are to many w…
  • 11.30.05
    8

    Wednesday Nov 30, 2005

    Can you say neglect? Because I can say FUCK OFF! I kiiiid, I kiiiiiid…

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

23
years
10
months
18
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,599 SuicideGirls
  • 1,114,448 followers
  • 14,944,928 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,453,983 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2025

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo