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kyleomen

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Thursday Jun 02, 2005

Jun 2, 2005
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Hot, sticky, sweet

Things havent changed much around my neck of the woods. Theres still a party every night or someone wanting to chill that keeps me from a good night sleep. And what, you ask, do I do with the one night (tonight) that I could get some potentially good sleep? Thats right, party hardy. The beer is calling my name. *softmurmur* Kyyyyyle.Kyyyyle. But its cool because all the coolest people in town are going to be there.

Ooo, ooo, I got laid. Yes everyone, the drought is over and the floods have come. I almost forgot how fucking fantastic sex is. Almost.*sigh* I also forgot how much of a better mood I am in when I get some. It started off with a drunkin night. Shots were had by all. Then I felt my neck being rubber by one sexy lady and another caressing my inner thigh. Needless to say I was pleased. After that I made a b-line to an empty room and was pleasured by not one, but two sexy ladies. As I lay there in all my nakedness I thought to myself; this is much better than high school. Way to make a come back I guess. Fucking A-RIGHT! Those girls, who will remain nameless, are the coooolest.

I complete obliterated my bosses upper lip today with a roll of duct tape. The bitch was giving me lip so I gave him something to lip about. Very nearly had the shit kicked out of my. Good thing I can run, huh?

Class is class. It gets harder and harder. Im up for it though. Bring IT ON! Or something like that.

Ok, Im off to clean and do laundry and drink lots of beer and be happily wasted. No work tomorrow, you know! You know
VIEW 10 of 10 COMMENTS
opticon:
You did what to your boss? Call me.
Jun 3, 2005
sarahjane:
i know! i'm so excited biggrin and i get to eat cake!
Jun 4, 2005

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