kyleomen

Yea, so to start out this post I will tell you a tale of a recent encounter my friends and I had. While on the way to enjoy a nice leisurely ride for substance abuse we come to a stop light. This is your normal adherence to traffic signals like we all have done countless times before. Well, not five seconds go by as we are stopped, that a car drives by at about 25mph turning into opposite traffic. As this car was passing ours on the front left side a man in the left rear passenger seat proceeds to open his door while MOVING and gets out. This was immediately followed by the man trying to gain his balance and then falling directly on the flat of his back. Everyone in our car is watching this happen in slow motion, mouths gaping. Then this man simply gets up and starts walking away like nothing happened, and his ride continues to go on it's merry way. My first reaction was to help but then I reconsidered this crazy man getting out of a moving vehicle on purpose and decided against it. WHAT THE FUCK? I want to know why it was so important to do something like that. Drug deal gone bad? Someone tell a "yo momma" joke? If anyone has any insights please let me know.

Anyway, just got back from a little soire for the 4th. It was the usual. Beer, hot dogs, drunken fireworks, with all the fixins.

I put myself in the running for a free camping trip because I am poor. Wish me luck!

Time to walk the Jasper.