I think it is time for a little update action. I got off work early because there was a pretty lady in my bed.
I know have six different alarms to get me up in the morning. I don't think alarms are such a great idea. I need a motivational speaker in the morning and a cup of coffee in her hand. Yes, it will be a her because men don't entice me. Ugly hairy noodlecocks.
But right now, RIGHT NOW everyone who reads this need to go HERE and vote for the future Miss Horrorfest. Go and register because it's free and YouTube is full of hours of mindless entertainment. She put this little clip together in record time and it could start a new toy line. I would buy her.
If you are in my area and would like to stop by and dance a little feel free to message me! Right now I have to wash a dirty girl.
I know have six different alarms to get me up in the morning. I don't think alarms are such a great idea. I need a motivational speaker in the morning and a cup of coffee in her hand. Yes, it will be a her because men don't entice me. Ugly hairy noodlecocks.
But right now, RIGHT NOW everyone who reads this need to go HERE and vote for the future Miss Horrorfest. Go and register because it's free and YouTube is full of hours of mindless entertainment. She put this little clip together in record time and it could start a new toy line. I would buy her.
If you are in my area and would like to stop by and dance a little feel free to message me! Right now I have to wash a dirty girl.
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derceto:
only from certain people..... and of course you are one of them 
derceto:
dude, i am so lost trying to figure out how to vote for this thing 
perhaps i should do it when sober her video is great 
perhaps i should do it when sober her video is great