Ahhh, my parents house brings back such memories. They asked me if I could watch over my sisters for a few nights as they fuck away at the shore. I don't know about the fucking part for sure but I know that's what I would be doing if I was there. Anyhey, I have a constant supply of free food and a computer with security out the ass. It was a fun time trying to update. I remember masturbating at this very computer desk every day after school. I miss being a seventeen year old kid with no worries and no bills. I might have been fat but I was stress free.

I'm watching Mortal Kombat! MORTAL KOMBAT!!!

EDITED because those fuckers from Midway can't spell!

I am bored at of my skull.

SKULL