My belly is acting all weird. Very sensitive to the touch. It hurts to wear a shirt. FUCK, I wear shirts a lot. It feels like Im sick. Thats usually how I feel all over if Im sick. MEH!

I have a frozen dinner waiting in the microwave. I need to download some cooking skills into my head. Im not the quickest of people when it comes to acquiring new skills, especially if it doesnt have an immediate gratification. And when I say immediate gratification I mean a ten to fifteen minute period in which I must be satisfied. I need to grow the fuck up.

Had my first day of real work today which was a nice change. I work with some hot underage girls. This makes me realize how old I really am. They are alright, not to annoying. Just to look at, not to touch. FUCK. I just spilled mashed potatoes on my keyboard.

I going to take some Nyquil and pass out. Night.