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kyki

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Thursday Apr 12, 2007

Apr 12, 2007
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I hit a fucking cow!

So I'm driving home from work, driving along 75th, and this cow wanders onto the road. This is an area where the road only has fences lining it so this is a surprise. I hit my breaks and try to swerve around it but hit it dead on as it walks to where I swerve to. It rolls up on my hood and rolls off onto the road. Then it gets up and walks down the road. We call the cops and I pull to the side of the road. Wait for the cops. They chase the cow but lose it. I wait for a statey to give a statement for insurance claim and look at my car. Surprisingly it didn't smash in my hood too much. It's definitely damaged but less than you would think. Thank god my car was made in the 80's. Steel. So checking out the car there is cow fur stuck in my headlight and cow shit on the side of my car. I guess it shit when it got hit.

So, there's more stuff but I'm really in shock and I"m going to take some shots. My neck and back hurt really bad so I hope they're not fucked too badly because there is no way insurance would pay for any of this.
ferretbite:
eeek

Well at least you won't be prosecuted for cowcide... And you're right it's a good thing they built cars differently back then
Apr 12, 2007
kyki:
And they built cows different back then too. Luckily my car was steel and this cow was on the smaller side of cow size.
Apr 12, 2007

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