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kyki

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Wednesday Mar 21, 2007

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I heard a funny joke at dinner tonight. Actually one was disgusting and probably personal taste thing the other one I thought was hilarious.

Q:What's the difference between Parsley and Pussy?
A:No one eats Parsley.


Q:how do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
Atongueick him up and give him a blow job.

My aunt is in town and we had dinner at her friends house. I feel really sick now. My stomach is rumbly and I feel like I'm going to throw up. I hope I don't get sicker than I already am.
starfior:
Hello. Usually I like an introduction before being friends with some one, but what the hell... How'd you happen to stumble across me?
Mar 20, 2007
kyki:
Some sort of group. I'm not trying to be creepy I just loved your picture. Hunter T. was my hero and it kind of made me all happy. Really great picture by the way. Just spending too much time on the computer at this point so I thought maybe I could make some digital friends while I'm at it.
Mar 21, 2007

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