Today...oh today. Woke up around 3:30 pm....fucking awesome. Got a call from my great friend, RJ. She's leaving for like 5 years- bullshit if you ask me, but this Iraq shit has gotten everyone's life screwed up. She's having a party on Sunday, all the way in Marble Falls, so I decided to drive down here.
The drive way scary...
I left SA sometime around...
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The drive way scary...
I left SA sometime around...
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carsickmusick:
Fucking dead horse in the middle of the road..classic 
Yeah, I'm glad you made it safe as well. Hope your having fun at your friends going away.. And I hope your friend RJ stays safe in her journey's///
Yeah, I'm glad you made it safe as well. Hope your having fun at your friends going away.. And I hope your friend RJ stays safe in her journey's///
iloveyoumang:
Whoa, that sounds wild. How'd the rest of night end up?
Lets have a cool little chat about gas and poo.
I just ate a chorizo breakfast taco...yum...but, now I have horrendous gas (it happens if I eat in the morning). Hope my employees understand when I have to excuse myself to relieve this junk. Gross, but, its funny because I really don't poo (I mean, most girls don't) that often- so a couple bites of...
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I just ate a chorizo breakfast taco...yum...but, now I have horrendous gas (it happens if I eat in the morning). Hope my employees understand when I have to excuse myself to relieve this junk. Gross, but, its funny because I really don't poo (I mean, most girls don't) that often- so a couple bites of...
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mylf:
Which city? the one i'm in now on Maui?
Yeah, the down sucks, but what can you do right? It always gets better. I just hope it doesn't last until I move. that would make it seem even further away than it is.
Mexican does that to me too. though I don't do too well at farting contests, I RULE at burping contests. I can beat any guy on any day of the week!
Yeah, the down sucks, but what can you do right? It always gets better. I just hope it doesn't last until I move. that would make it seem even further away than it is.
Mexican does that to me too. though I don't do too well at farting contests, I RULE at burping contests. I can beat any guy on any day of the week!
magnadolce:
Once, I farted so hard that it felt like I ripped a second asshole. That was just yesterday.
Hello all!
Oh my God- am I having a bad day! All I can do is find humor in it! You know what I mean... like the world is crashing down and first you get really angry, and then you swoop into sad mode, lastly you can't seem to find any other emotion that feels right except humor. It's awesome!
Here's what going on:
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Oh my God- am I having a bad day! All I can do is find humor in it! You know what I mean... like the world is crashing down and first you get really angry, and then you swoop into sad mode, lastly you can't seem to find any other emotion that feels right except humor. It's awesome!
Here's what going on:
The...
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iloveyoumang:
We have room in Chicago for black sheep....BAAAAA.
therealtexasguy:
I, too, am the black sheep of my family. They're always inviting me to dinners and get togethers and whatnot, but it's always one of those "Yeah, so we're having a family dinner tonight. If you can make it (insert scornful chuckle here) that'd be nice (slight giggle here)". Course, I never go. Only to the big things like weddings and funerals and occasionally holidays (and even that's a toss up...see, I want to ENJOY my holidays, not answer a shit load of questions about what I'm up to lately and so on). Le sigh, what are ya going to do, huh?
Hope your day is better today then it was yesterday. Just your luck it's going to get all hot and muggy now that the clouds are gone. Gotta love these Texas winters, no?
Hope your day is better today then it was yesterday. Just your luck it's going to get all hot and muggy now that the clouds are gone. Gotta love these Texas winters, no?
As I sit here, eating the most ripe avacado that I have ever tasted- I begin thinking thinking of sugarplum fairies dancing around my head. No not really...
My lesbonic adventure has lead to complete and utter dismay.
Can't force myself to go that direction. Yuk. I mean, yeah, SOME girls are beautiful... some have nice hind-ends.... I am jealous of some... but, nope not...
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My lesbonic adventure has lead to complete and utter dismay.
Can't force myself to go that direction. Yuk. I mean, yeah, SOME girls are beautiful... some have nice hind-ends.... I am jealous of some... but, nope not...
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markus001:
Well, at least you now know! 
Keep on trucking luv
Keep on trucking luv
iloveyoumang:
I'm a guy that loves women. I admire good looking men, I'm envious of some. But, I can't help but admire women for more than just the way they look, smell, move, talk, wink, wave...you get the idea. So when I get the idea that...uhh, yeah, I'm gonna just be gay...it's easier. Ya try it, if you hate it, maybe it isn't you. If you still think about it, maybe yer bi or curious...who cares. I've decided I love life by the day, cuz it might be the last.
Part I: I have officially decided to become a lesbian. 
Part II: Let me explain. Men have always been viewed by women (remember this is my opinion) as great people who pleasure us with somewhat decent looking parts and sex us with fun man toys. But, they all were born with fucking retarded brains- that don't work.... like....at all.
And all of this I've know...
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Part II: Let me explain. Men have always been viewed by women (remember this is my opinion) as great people who pleasure us with somewhat decent looking parts and sex us with fun man toys. But, they all were born with fucking retarded brains- that don't work.... like....at all.
And all of this I've know...
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bradley27:
I think girls and guys can be great friends with out wanting to do other stuff that is a retarded response my best friend is my roommate sara and neither of us are attracted to each other but both of us are good looking people see proved it
bradley27:
did i say something wrong?
What a wonderful weekend...let me bore you with an outline of how it all went down:
FRIDAY- drove to Austin with a couple friends. Drank. Drank. Drank. Decided it was time for another tattoo. Not one of my best ideas. Didn't turn out that sharp. Drag.
SATURDAY- down to Austin again. Nope, didn't see Pinback, but did walk around 6th (I happen to be one...
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FRIDAY- drove to Austin with a couple friends. Drank. Drank. Drank. Decided it was time for another tattoo. Not one of my best ideas. Didn't turn out that sharp. Drag.
SATURDAY- down to Austin again. Nope, didn't see Pinback, but did walk around 6th (I happen to be one...
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carsickmusick:
that wonderful, charasmatic bum..I love leslie!
I think that guy was gonna run for mayor or something, just something i've heard, but i think it's real. VOTE FOR LESLIE!
Austin trips are always fun. Happy reading at Borders..
I think that guy was gonna run for mayor or something, just something i've heard, but i think it's real. VOTE FOR LESLIE!
Austin trips are always fun. Happy reading at Borders..
soda_pop:
that photo scars the crap out of me.....looks like one of those wierd man ray photos..
-what sort of books do you like?
-what sort of books do you like?
My goodness! Decided to go see Coheed- fucking great show. They seriously know how to rock.
It's a bit nipply outside. I'm lovin it. Could use some hot cocoa and some earmuffs, though.
Isn't there a Spurs game tonight? If so... perfect beer night.
Adios.
It's a bit nipply outside. I'm lovin it. Could use some hot cocoa and some earmuffs, though.
Isn't there a Spurs game tonight? If so... perfect beer night.
Adios.
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markus001:
Nipply outside, yay
Never seen a picture of you by the way! Well, beer weather is good - Only had one earlier, I don't drink much on Sundays
Anyway, keep on living gal!
Never seen a picture of you by the way!
Well, beer weather is good - Only had one earlier, I don't drink much on Sundays
Anyway, keep on living gal!
therealtexasguy:
Which freako is that? I truly forget. Hope I didn't unintentionally offend you! 
Anyways, how's your weekend?
Anyways, how's your weekend?
Why, Howdy fucking doody! I am all bright eyed and bushy tailed this morning... I got so much sleep...so much. IT WAS AWESOME!
This is interesting... I was handed a huge bag of leftover halloween candy yesterday (I am always left with sloppy seconds) and as I am ransacking, I come across this queer-looking wrapper with bright colors... I pick it up and read the...
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This is interesting... I was handed a huge bag of leftover halloween candy yesterday (I am always left with sloppy seconds) and as I am ransacking, I come across this queer-looking wrapper with bright colors... I pick it up and read the...
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1_dying_wish:
haha, all that and more!
i see you like emoish stuff.... what do you think of Bayside?
i see you like emoish stuff.... what do you think of Bayside?
iloveyoumang:
Pixies Monday night...w00t!
An exceedingly fat friend of mine,
When asked at what hour he'd dine,
Replied, "At eleven,
At three, five, and seven,
And eight and a quarter past nine."
That's stupid. Yet funny. I like it.
I'm pissed. This ever-changing weather is screwing up my skin. My face is all dried out one day and then the next it's all oily. Gross.
I'm falling in love...
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When asked at what hour he'd dine,
Replied, "At eleven,
At three, five, and seven,
And eight and a quarter past nine."
That's stupid. Yet funny. I like it.
I'm pissed. This ever-changing weather is screwing up my skin. My face is all dried out one day and then the next it's all oily. Gross.
I'm falling in love...
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whiskeybent:
Since you requested my friendship I thought I should say hello.
1_dying_wish:
slurricane, strong enough to start an engine, mayne!
Well, good morning! Actually for once in the past couple of weeks it truly is a GOOD MORNING! Off work today. Always a pleasure. I had a great weekend- didn't do too much, just enjoyed the new scenery. I like the beach. I also got the chance to hang out with some old friends... always entertained by these folks. It was great.
No further luck...
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No further luck...
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darklis:
Hi. Why you would WANT to be friends with me, I'll never know. 
darklis:
That's good, then. Everyones a comedian nowadays.