Today is going to be interesting:
It's Christmas time in the Firm. That means tree decorating... and that means I am volunteered to beautify the pine. Quite an exciting task, right? WRONG. This is what I must accomplish:
1. Exactly 100 lights per foot of tree... = 900 lights
2. Precisely 50 ornaments per foot of tree...= 450 decorations
3. Branches must be spread evenly-...
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Aside from that, yeah, I'm on a roll. Always happens when I first start dating again. If I don't start dating this other chick, it'll be months before I come across someone else. That's just how it's worked for my whole life.