Lets have a cool little chat about gas and poo.
I just ate a chorizo breakfast taco...yum...but, now I have horrendous gas (it happens if I eat in the morning). Hope my employees understand when I have to excuse myself to relieve this junk. Gross, but, its funny because I really don't poo (I mean, most girls don't) that often- so a couple bites of the mexican delicacy and I'm good to go. Works better than any laxative I've tried.
But, you see... I am extremely good at farting contests. No, it's not like my friends and I sit around and actually 'contest'....it's more like... dude, I guarentee the next time I pass, it will be louder than the one you just produced... oh, and I ALWAYS win. Out-do the guys any day, Awesome.
Ok, now for the boring subject: This weekend
There is fucking nothing going on in this HOMO city. Uh. Such a downer. I haven't been to a bar in over a week and I'm dying. My girlfriends seem to really like The Saint....the gay club...but, it isn't really my bag of apples. Yes, there are many cute guys...that dance extraordinarily well...but, THEY ARE GAY. No lip action is gonna happen! Get the fucking point?! My gosh, people get a kick out of the oddest things.
So, it looks as if I am spending a perfectly beautiful weekend by myself.....again. Puk. Why must I do this to myself
?
Maybe I just really like being alone...could be a good thing, huh?
"I'll be back and you'll be sorry."- Warren
I just ate a chorizo breakfast taco...yum...but, now I have horrendous gas (it happens if I eat in the morning). Hope my employees understand when I have to excuse myself to relieve this junk. Gross, but, its funny because I really don't poo (I mean, most girls don't) that often- so a couple bites of the mexican delicacy and I'm good to go. Works better than any laxative I've tried.
But, you see... I am extremely good at farting contests. No, it's not like my friends and I sit around and actually 'contest'....it's more like... dude, I guarentee the next time I pass, it will be louder than the one you just produced... oh, and I ALWAYS win. Out-do the guys any day, Awesome.
Ok, now for the boring subject: This weekend
There is fucking nothing going on in this HOMO city. Uh. Such a downer. I haven't been to a bar in over a week and I'm dying. My girlfriends seem to really like The Saint....the gay club...but, it isn't really my bag of apples. Yes, there are many cute guys...that dance extraordinarily well...but, THEY ARE GAY. No lip action is gonna happen! Get the fucking point?! My gosh, people get a kick out of the oddest things.
So, it looks as if I am spending a perfectly beautiful weekend by myself.....again. Puk. Why must I do this to myself
?
Maybe I just really like being alone...could be a good thing, huh?
"I'll be back and you'll be sorry."- Warren
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Yeah, the down sucks, but what can you do right? It always gets better. I just hope it doesn't last until I move. that would make it seem even further away than it is.
Mexican does that to me too. though I don't do too well at farting contests, I RULE at burping contests. I can beat any guy on any day of the week!