posted this in the EMS group, thought I would put it here too. This happened in the middle of east oakland at like 10pm. Kinda funny...
Got a call for ALOC. It was for a lady that was off her meds, and way whacked out. When we got there she was coverd in urine and had this crazy sideways wig on. They didn't even let us inside, they opened the door and pushed her out, then shut the door behind her. We knocked, they didn't answer. She had a note duct taped to her chest that said "help me" and had a list of meds, allergies, etc. We got her in the rig, then I started to do my thing. The lady starts trying to pull her shirt up, I stop her. This happens a few times. I then go to turn on the vent/climate control, turn around, and she has her shirt up around her kneck and is just waiving her boobs back and forth. Keep in mind that she is very old, and they are at her waist. She then started saying that she can't wait to get her new ones.
She thought we were taking her to get boob implants.
At this point I am at a loss for words, I lean forward and tell my partner whats up, he thinks it hilarious. We finally arrive, and my partner opens the back, see's me sitting there, see's her with her shirt up over her head, then says "I'll leave you two alone", then shuts the door.
Got a call for ALOC. It was for a lady that was off her meds, and way whacked out. When we got there she was coverd in urine and had this crazy sideways wig on. They didn't even let us inside, they opened the door and pushed her out, then shut the door behind her. We knocked, they didn't answer. She had a note duct taped to her chest that said "help me" and had a list of meds, allergies, etc. We got her in the rig, then I started to do my thing. The lady starts trying to pull her shirt up, I stop her. This happens a few times. I then go to turn on the vent/climate control, turn around, and she has her shirt up around her kneck and is just waiving her boobs back and forth. Keep in mind that she is very old, and they are at her waist. She then started saying that she can't wait to get her new ones.
She thought we were taking her to get boob implants.
At this point I am at a loss for words, I lean forward and tell my partner whats up, he thinks it hilarious. We finally arrive, and my partner opens the back, see's me sitting there, see's her with her shirt up over her head, then says "I'll leave you two alone", then shuts the door.
On the other hand... I met a guy the other day who insisted that he had to get to the future and that if he could just write "it" down then all of the world's problems would be solved. And he made me giggle a bit.