Way to earn that money, you dumb ass hippie! 
Shortly after viewing that, a friend sent me this little gem:
So picture a guy walking into a restaurant in a seedier part of town when he passes a homeless dude begging for change. He ignores the begger, goes in and orders. Eats his meal. When the waiter comes over smiling...wearing an Obama pin proudly.
"How was your meal, sir?" he asks our hero.
"It was fine, man."
The waiter hangs around, obviously wanting a tip. The customer sees this and smiles, "Guess you are waiting for a tip, eh?"
"Well, thats customary," says the waiter, growing irritated.
"Tell you what, seeing as you are an Obama supporter.....instead of tipping you, I think I will just give the five bucks I had for you to the homeless guy out front....he didnt earn it, of course, but isn't that the way this works?"
With that, the guy walks out, the bum gets happy, the waiter gets fucked.
Welcome to next year.
Shortly after viewing that, a friend sent me this little gem:
So picture a guy walking into a restaurant in a seedier part of town when he passes a homeless dude begging for change. He ignores the begger, goes in and orders. Eats his meal. When the waiter comes over smiling...wearing an Obama pin proudly.
"How was your meal, sir?" he asks our hero.
"It was fine, man."
The waiter hangs around, obviously wanting a tip. The customer sees this and smiles, "Guess you are waiting for a tip, eh?"
"Well, thats customary," says the waiter, growing irritated.
"Tell you what, seeing as you are an Obama supporter.....instead of tipping you, I think I will just give the five bucks I had for you to the homeless guy out front....he didnt earn it, of course, but isn't that the way this works?"
With that, the guy walks out, the bum gets happy, the waiter gets fucked.
Welcome to next year.
wyldewolfe:
me thinks we are screwed