Life Lessons For Sunday that I wish to share with you all:
1) It is okay to be bipolar.
2) It is okay to PMS.
3) It's okay to experience the hormonal changes that The Shot (Aka, Depo-prevera, aka, Anti-Baby-Making Shot) will put you through.
4) IT IS NOT OKAY (nor is it fair) TO BE BIPOLAR, WHILE ON YOUR PERIOD, AND WHILE SUFFERING FROM SOME OF THE EMOTIONAL, HORMONAL BACKLASH CAUSED BY THE SHOT.
5) It doesn't matter if the news reads 101 degrees outside: If you are a hormonally driven bitch who wants unnecessary ice cream (WITH SUGAR CONES), then nothing, not even stopping to put on a bra beneath the hoodie you have chosen to wear on this unbearably hot day, is going to get in your way.
6) When you're experiencing any of this, and you want sex, you'd better damn well find some penis or you will spend the rest of the day in a sexually frustrated rage until you get it.
7) Cramps suck.
8) If you live in Detroit, MI, love anime/manga/video games, I strongly suggest you go and visit the only Maid Cafe in America, Chou Anime Cafe.
Chou Anime Homepage
Chou Anime Cafe IN THE NEWS!!! (With Video!!)
Chou Anime Cafe....On the book of faces!
9) Even if you think it's a GRAND idea at the time, chugging half a bottle of Nyquil will do nothing but wreck havoc on your kidneys and make you sleep like the dead from 10pm-9pm the next day. Don't do it.
10) Don't forget to eat your veggies.
Here is how to combat the hormonal overload of PMS, Bipolarism, and any other chemical imbalances that have you almost insane:
1) Drink lots of water.
2) Have lots of sex.
3) Eat lots of sweet things.
4) Punch a pillow or two.
5) Write in a journal.
6) Make yourself laugh.
7) If all else fails, SLEEP.
This has been Ten Important Life Lessons on a Sunday.
~Happy Sunday, everyone!!!!~
Kisses to all the misses, and pitching tents for all the gents,
Kuro
1) It is okay to be bipolar.
2) It is okay to PMS.
3) It's okay to experience the hormonal changes that The Shot (Aka, Depo-prevera, aka, Anti-Baby-Making Shot) will put you through.
4) IT IS NOT OKAY (nor is it fair) TO BE BIPOLAR, WHILE ON YOUR PERIOD, AND WHILE SUFFERING FROM SOME OF THE EMOTIONAL, HORMONAL BACKLASH CAUSED BY THE SHOT.
5) It doesn't matter if the news reads 101 degrees outside: If you are a hormonally driven bitch who wants unnecessary ice cream (WITH SUGAR CONES), then nothing, not even stopping to put on a bra beneath the hoodie you have chosen to wear on this unbearably hot day, is going to get in your way.
6) When you're experiencing any of this, and you want sex, you'd better damn well find some penis or you will spend the rest of the day in a sexually frustrated rage until you get it.
7) Cramps suck.
8) If you live in Detroit, MI, love anime/manga/video games, I strongly suggest you go and visit the only Maid Cafe in America, Chou Anime Cafe.
Chou Anime Homepage
Chou Anime Cafe IN THE NEWS!!! (With Video!!)
Chou Anime Cafe....On the book of faces!
9) Even if you think it's a GRAND idea at the time, chugging half a bottle of Nyquil will do nothing but wreck havoc on your kidneys and make you sleep like the dead from 10pm-9pm the next day. Don't do it.
10) Don't forget to eat your veggies.
Here is how to combat the hormonal overload of PMS, Bipolarism, and any other chemical imbalances that have you almost insane:
1) Drink lots of water.
2) Have lots of sex.
3) Eat lots of sweet things.
4) Punch a pillow or two.
5) Write in a journal.
6) Make yourself laugh.
7) If all else fails, SLEEP.
This has been Ten Important Life Lessons on a Sunday.
~Happy Sunday, everyone!!!!~
Kisses to all the misses, and pitching tents for all the gents,
Kuro
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