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Thursday May 15, 2003

May 15, 2003
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Day two of my twenty four hour cold. I'm a little looped, but not enough to make me interesting. I've decided to take a break from daytime television and write a little bit.

One can only take so much of the uplifting "Have a better future thru ITT Tech" commercials.

Random things happening right now:

Listening to Mink Car by TMBG.
Watching my pug barking fixedly at the wall.
Someone's leaving a message on the answering machine.
Somewhere in the rainforest a butterfly is farting; which after a long progression of chaotically related incidents will cause Bob Newhart to quietly expire in the back seat of a Lexus unnoticed by his driver who is waiting for a blind man to cross an intersection.

Bob Newhart isn't already dead, is he?
swingkitten:
Jesusfuck, you updated!

We should hang out sometime, for old time's sake.
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