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Monday May 21, 2007

May 21, 2007
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Usually life is grand, but today I need a drink. I seldom drink alone but these heinekens are calling me. This month will be rough. I will probably find out how valuable I am at my job. Or I might be looking for a new job soon. I made a serious lapse in judgement. My intentions were good but I got hoodwinked. ARRR!!! I'm feeling better already...

My ex didn't like my drunken comments. Hmpft! You don't wear a Red Sox jersey if you're hometown is NYC. C'mon

random links:
http://www.d-b.net/dti/plist.html
http://www.guardian.co.uk/life/news/page/0,12983,937443,00.html
http://www.asos.com/Man/
http://www.forbes.com/home/2006/08/23/Marriage-Careers-Divorce_cx_mn_land.html
http://www.hot.ee/memoirs/casanova/index.htm
http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/MagnusBL/
http://www.sosuave.com
http://jbag.net
http://www.worstcasescenarios.com/scenario.htm?scenarioid=32&cac
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1414089.html?menu=news.quirkies
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1391169.html?menu=news.quirkies.sexlife



10 THINGS YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT WOMEN:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

usually these things are boring, but this ones fuckin hilarious

1. The quickest way to a woman's heart is through her clit.

2. When we say we want you to get in touch with your feminine side, we really mean you need to touch our clit.

3. When we ask you if we look fat, it really means "Can you see my clit?"

4. We'd love to meet your mom. Right after we introduce you to our clit.

5. Diamonds are forever, but touching our clit can buy you two or three years.

6. When we tell you, "We're not communicating," it really means you're not touching our clit.

7. We'd be happy to buy our own damn drinks if you touched our clit.

8. When we say, "Harder! Harder!" that means "Take it out and touch my clit."

9. The fact that women make seventy-five cents to every man's dollar won't bother us as long as you touch our clit.

10. "Go have boys' night out" really means "I'll stay home and touch my clit."

monroe:
I never usually drink alone either but I was so fucking bored on Sunday night, and no one wanted to play, so I drank like...um...3/4 a bottle of wine blush Ooops blush
May 22, 2007
brightredscream:
Happy birthday!!!
May 25, 2007

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