Wow! I feel so much better today. I looked at my bank account and saw it overdrawn $200 DOLLARS!!! At first I thought I was getting nickel and dimed by my bank with fees. Low and behold I got a surprise online subscription charge from some shit I cancelled months ago. Naturally the bank tries to debit the largest amount, then the second largest amount and so on. So if you have $50 in the bank, and get charged for $75 and have a shit load of small charges the same day, you're going to get royally fucked by overdraft fees. Thank goodness it wasn't my fault and the bank will waive all of it! 
And thank goodness for payday.
And thank goodness for payday.