I met a juggling midget last night. Oh, sorry, lemme rephrase that. I met a juggling "little person" last night.
Faaaantastic.
His name? Dynomite. No, seriously, it was. I kept seeing him on different spots of the beach. Finally, he walked up to where we were and started juggling and talking to us. We got him to drink with us. Which was probably all he was looking for, but that's quite alright. Lucky him. All he had to drink was three beers and he was gone. Point of the story is I can now say that I've seen drunken, pierced, midget penis. My life is complete. I can now die a happy person.
Aaand that's my contribution to SG for the weekend.
Faaaantastic.
His name? Dynomite. No, seriously, it was. I kept seeing him on different spots of the beach. Finally, he walked up to where we were and started juggling and talking to us. We got him to drink with us. Which was probably all he was looking for, but that's quite alright. Lucky him. All he had to drink was three beers and he was gone. Point of the story is I can now say that I've seen drunken, pierced, midget penis. My life is complete. I can now die a happy person.
Aaand that's my contribution to SG for the weekend.
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blackwing149984:
That's just awesome!
countryboy:
man that had to be a fun to see.............. 