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Tuesday Feb 09, 2010

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i'm a dork.

i hit myself in the beak with my sewing machine today. right across the bridge of my nose. i have a headache and am hoping i don't bruise. ow!

going to lay down with some tylonol and ice.

blackeyedblackeyed

How I did it: I took my little Brother sewing machine to work last week and ended up leaving it in my car over the weekend. Today, my coworker and I were summoned to the other nursing home (owned by the same company as the nursing home we work in) and I got in, forgot the sewing machine was there. So I picked it up and went to put it in the back seat and somehow ended up socking myself in the face with the end of the machine. It didn't bleed, but it did shake up my vision for a minute. So needless to say, we are on bruise patrol, to make sure I don't look like a bruiser when I go to work tomorrow.

In other news, this snow is kicking my ass! We just got 8 inches and now they are calling for another 8-12 and I can hardly stand it. Stupid Ohio!!! Stupid Snow!!!

Thanks to all who have shared their clumsy stories and wished my nose happy healing. My dad would always say that I had "all the grace and coordination of a bear cub with a hard-on". biggrin

blackeyed blackeyed
VIEW 10 of 10 COMMENTS
noisey84:
Ouch!
Hi btw. Nice to meet you!
Feb 10, 2010
toxic:
I freaking hate snow!
Feb 10, 2010

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