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Sunday Feb 20, 2005

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Gather 'round children, it's storytime.

So on Saturday at about 10 am I wake up. I sense something's wrong...something hot and gooey and dark on my stomach. -Blood? What the fuck?- On closer inspection I discover the identity of the mystery substance that was wrapping itself around my tummy -- chocolate!!!! Ewwwwwwwwww. It takes me a few moments, but eventually I realize that some of the chocolate in my bedside munchie stash had migrated down to my body during the night, I had layed on it until it melted, the wrapper came halfway off, and I rolled around in it. So I get up and make my way to the bathroom where I cleanse myself with a moist rag. I head back to my room to peel off the bottom blanket and realize there's still some chocolate on my stomach. I throw the dirty sheets in the washer and once again attempt to cleanse my chocolate pox. I get the rest of the chocolate off and go back to bed to sleep for a few more hours. Later in the day I realize there's still some chocolate in my belly button.

Really though...waking up partially covered in chocolate goo is so much more unpleasant than you'd think it'd be.
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wolfwood:
http://suicidegirls.com/girls/Noelani/702938/

Bottom of the entry. What the hell kind of cats are those?! Wtf?! Those are cats, right?
Feb 21, 2005
kryogenickiki:
They're sphinx kittens. Awwww.

You have to bathe them fairly often because otherwise they'll get grease spots on your stuff (since they don't have fur to absorb the natural oils).

[Edited on Feb 22, 2005 8:32PM]
Feb 22, 2005

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