kryogenickiki

I'm going to go insane.

So first I'm browsing some reptile websites and looking at unbelievably gorgeous pictures of snakes - piebald ball pythons, white ball pythons, etc., some of which are going for $38,000. Then I come across this Southwest Wisconsin reptile website that's also selling various snakes, so I take a gander at some of the corn snakes. What do I see? What do I fucking see??? I see this:

Blizzard corn snake. $60. SIXTY FUCKING DOLLARS!!! I WANT, I WANT, I WANT!!!!

And candy canes, too! Same price:


And for $45, something labeled as an Amelanistic Motley who actually looks like this (I'm not entirely sure what this corn snake is, but it's definately not an Amelanistic Motley...maybe a hypomelanistic bloodred or a vanshing stripe, although it looks too dark to be a vanishing stripe, but if I could get whatever this snake really is for $45...just....holy shit):


And do you know what I see for $25? A snow corn:


This is so not fair.


*dies*


I really, really, really want the blizzard and whatever the red one is.