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I Will Vomit On His Shoes.

Girlie is telling me about the new guy she's working with, and, not only does he remind me of all the guys I knew in Staten Island (which meeeaaans I haaate him) but I just want to, like, pants him or something. Lame-o.

Oh and all you guys who are like "ARTISTRY OF BAGELS!!" I don't rrreeeally wanna be in back of you on a line, and I love you all, but, you're crazy.

I'm getting my hair did today.

I haven't taken a shower or anything yet, so todays picture will be substituted with my Wonder Woman Bank.


If Y'all are going to the camping trip, take an umbrella. ooks Like it's gonna rain.