Sometimes When I Wake Up, Sirens Make me Think its a Mob of Zombies Attacking.
Dear MTV,
You've killed the hilarity and wonder of Napoleon Dynamite. It used to be funny until I had to watch and listen about it about 5 billion times. Now even older women on entertainment tonight talk about how great the fucking movie is, mind you, these are the same women using the work "Bling", I hate that so incredibly much. Thanks a lot media. BTW, a cult classic is usually something not always commercialized to the point even the fans are sick of it. Get that thru your head. Jesus fucking christ.
Oh, and also, quit using Bloc Party's song "Banquet" as an intro to everything. It was fantastic until you started to kill it too. Seriously. Cut it out.
Krrn
(Jon Heder, I'm sorry you're going to be forgotten about as soon as ND gets really old. I like you a lot.)
Dear girl in room next door in other suite who has a significant other,
Normally I'd be mad that I'm getting woken up by sex at 6 in the morning, but really, I'm mad that your sex is so terrible. Go watch some porn, you may learn some things. Or at least tell your bff that his repetitive banging does nothing for anyone, especially you. You're not a nail. He is not a hammer. Maybe you guys never had sex before. Still, no excuse.
Krrn.
Dear "Meaty Mac" at Chip Shop
I'm totally gonna eat you tonight when I hang out with
Girlie and NBK66 no ifs, and, or buts. Oh, and you bet your cheesieness that I'm gonna use ketchup.
Krrn.
Dear Krrn,
You were annoyed last night about certain things. Seriously, you need to calm down and think about what's good sometimes. You have friends, an awesome family, you're taking interesting classes, be happy.
Krrn.
Have a good weekend guys!
Dear MTV,
You've killed the hilarity and wonder of Napoleon Dynamite. It used to be funny until I had to watch and listen about it about 5 billion times. Now even older women on entertainment tonight talk about how great the fucking movie is, mind you, these are the same women using the work "Bling", I hate that so incredibly much. Thanks a lot media. BTW, a cult classic is usually something not always commercialized to the point even the fans are sick of it. Get that thru your head. Jesus fucking christ.
Oh, and also, quit using Bloc Party's song "Banquet" as an intro to everything. It was fantastic until you started to kill it too. Seriously. Cut it out.
Krrn
(Jon Heder, I'm sorry you're going to be forgotten about as soon as ND gets really old. I like you a lot.)
Dear girl in room next door in other suite who has a significant other,
Normally I'd be mad that I'm getting woken up by sex at 6 in the morning, but really, I'm mad that your sex is so terrible. Go watch some porn, you may learn some things. Or at least tell your bff that his repetitive banging does nothing for anyone, especially you. You're not a nail. He is not a hammer. Maybe you guys never had sex before. Still, no excuse.
Krrn.
Dear "Meaty Mac" at Chip Shop
I'm totally gonna eat you tonight when I hang out with
Girlie and NBK66 no ifs, and, or buts. Oh, and you bet your cheesieness that I'm gonna use ketchup.
Krrn.
Dear Krrn,
You were annoyed last night about certain things. Seriously, you need to calm down and think about what's good sometimes. You have friends, an awesome family, you're taking interesting classes, be happy.
Krrn.
Have a good weekend guys!
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I went digging through my old tapes and found a pop-punk one from high school and it's amazing in its sugary cheesiness.