Guess Who Doesn't Wanna Go To Work?
(Hobits, a.k.a, my people)
Dear Tall People,
I'm 5'1, from now on, seriously, if you're tall, look down a little. You're seriously going to step on me. Specifically when I'm walking on the sidewalk, or I'm the greeter at work. You guys need to notice us little tiny people. It's not my fault I'm a hobbit. Start looking where you're going, for the love of god. I like you guys, but I mean, really, I walk too, and I'd like to keep it as me not having the fear I'm going to get slammed into the sidewalk by your huge legs.
Dear People Who I'm Greeting At The Door,
Chill. I'm just saying 'hi'. I'm saying 'hi', because I get paid to. Don't not pay attention, don't look at me like I'm going to then bite you, don't answer with "I don't want any" when I really don't care if you don't want to take a catalog.. Just, fucking chill out. I'm there to answer your dumb questions about where the bathroom is, or about something that's right in front of your face. Get over yourself and your careful New York City traits for 5 minutes to say hello to the short girl with the funny hair in the front of the store. There's no way I could mug you anyway. I'd get fired.
Oh and stop talking on your fucking cellphone. No one wants you talk to them when you're shopping anyway. You're rude to the person you're talking to, and everyone in the store around you.
mkthanx!
Last night I macked on Magnolia's with Jess and PattyCakes6. Then we became fatter-asses and got pizza. I will not eat breakfast today.
Oh, bee-tee-double-u, PattyCakes6 took the new profile picture in the St. Mark's K-mart. That monkey thing's stomach moves. Someone please get it for me, because it's really gross and creepy and I thought it was fucking hilarious!
I'm looking forward to getting an Old school Rap cd, and some spanish Reggae thing with a name I've heard of and can't remember. I think it's funny, and I'm a little excited.
(Hobits, a.k.a, my people)
Dear Tall People,
I'm 5'1, from now on, seriously, if you're tall, look down a little. You're seriously going to step on me. Specifically when I'm walking on the sidewalk, or I'm the greeter at work. You guys need to notice us little tiny people. It's not my fault I'm a hobbit. Start looking where you're going, for the love of god. I like you guys, but I mean, really, I walk too, and I'd like to keep it as me not having the fear I'm going to get slammed into the sidewalk by your huge legs.
Dear People Who I'm Greeting At The Door,
Chill. I'm just saying 'hi'. I'm saying 'hi', because I get paid to. Don't not pay attention, don't look at me like I'm going to then bite you, don't answer with "I don't want any" when I really don't care if you don't want to take a catalog.. Just, fucking chill out. I'm there to answer your dumb questions about where the bathroom is, or about something that's right in front of your face. Get over yourself and your careful New York City traits for 5 minutes to say hello to the short girl with the funny hair in the front of the store. There's no way I could mug you anyway. I'd get fired.
Oh and stop talking on your fucking cellphone. No one wants you talk to them when you're shopping anyway. You're rude to the person you're talking to, and everyone in the store around you.
mkthanx!
Last night I macked on Magnolia's with Jess and PattyCakes6. Then we became fatter-asses and got pizza. I will not eat breakfast today.
Oh, bee-tee-double-u, PattyCakes6 took the new profile picture in the St. Mark's K-mart. That monkey thing's stomach moves. Someone please get it for me, because it's really gross and creepy and I thought it was fucking hilarious!
I'm looking forward to getting an Old school Rap cd, and some spanish Reggae thing with a name I've heard of and can't remember. I think it's funny, and I'm a little excited.
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But I have found being short to have its advantages. I can manuever through crowds better. disappear.