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kronos

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Thursday Nov 19, 2009

Nov 19, 2009
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SOOO. I just had something interesting happen to me. It may not seem like it's big apples to anyone else, but to anyone that really knows me, we ALL know how clumby I am. I trip over myself, fall down stairs at work, fall down stairs at home while taking GARBAGE OUT! I am always getting hurt, I'm just a clumbsy person. So imagine my shock and surprise when, tonight, my stoplight was green. So was the person's that was turning, but they should have yielded to me. They didn't. Within FEET of me getting to the actual light, they decided to turn in front of me! And without thinking about it (and I literally mean that. my mind was COMPLETELY blank, which is why this is sooooo weird!!!), I avoided the entire crash by grabbing the wheel and turning as far into the next lane as I could and then sliding back into my lane as smooth as butter making a complete half circle around this douchebag that decided to pull out in front of me!

I have "accidently" scratched my car on the side of a building. I knocked my OWN side mirror off backing out of MY garage! I ran into a car at the fair and I have a HUGE dent in my passengers side door. But this, took no thought whatsoever. It was completely instinctive, and like nothing I've ever felt.

Granted I had to pull over and nearly vomit afterwards because I was doing 60 in a 45 zone and not buckled up so I probably would have died had I not pulled that little Nascar move out of my ass. But goddamn.

Somebody didn't want me to die tonight.

And that makes me smile. smile

ALSO: NEW HAIRS DRIED AND PRETTIFIED:



"I know you want me, baby, you know I want you too. They call me Superman, I'm here to rescue you."

Where's my Superman at? Oh Eminem, how I love thee. XD
sirkka:
how. the fuck. did you manage that one?!
you and i are tied at "most accident-prone human being on the planet" and now i think you've fallen behind me!
THE WORLD IS FALLING APART WHAT THE FUCK.

also, gahh i love you with dark hair must bone biggrin
Nov 19, 2009
sirkka:
wtf aliens?! haha you're weirdd
Nov 20, 2009

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