Is so over these things called "boys", and is just going to focus on being happy. 
Also, as I was looking at a picture of one of said boys .. a thought ran through my mind ..
"Even looking at this boy makes me feel dirty." UGH!
Also, as I was looking at a picture of one of said boys .. a thought ran through my mind ..
"Even looking at this boy makes me feel dirty." UGH!
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i only saw like two people i wasn't thrilled to see, but one of them was puking his face off and the other got punched in the fucking mouth so i guess it evened out. even though i bumped into some shitty people from high school and beyond everyone was really chill and not into starting drama, and seriously, it seems like a lot of people finally grew the fuck up. FINALLY.
then there's the part where i now have to get an anullment tomorrow in nashville and one of the dudes i had a crush on in high school, that had such a huge opportunity to be a huge asshole to me, checked in to make sure i was okay and not pissed off at him the day after... but i'm not putting that part on the internet. ahah.
also, i left the house at 10pm saturday night, and got home at like 7pm sunday night. do the math.
it seems like there are some other things i wanted to say but my heart is still all giddy over what happened so i can't focus. just call me sometime tomorrow and i'll regale you with all kinds of sordid stories of what you missed.
hint: it involves dancing, the venture bros, stovetop stuffing, and why i'm on facebook chat right now when i fucking HATE being on facebook chat but if i'm talking to a bff or a nice dude then it's all good and since it's not a bff then ut oh...
i'm going to make you learn the lyrics to the song "liquor and whores" so you can sing it with me!
1. because it's the greatest song ever written.
2. because i need to see you again anyway.
3. because i would feel slightly retarded singing it by myself if nobody else knew the words.
4. because the chorus is "liquor and whores, liquor and whores, cigarettes and dope and mustard and bologna and liquor and whooooooooorrres!" hahahahahahahahahaha!
FUCK YES THIS IS MY NEW SUMMER JAM.