PETER'S LAW
...The creed of the sociopathic obsessive compulsive.
-If anything can go wrong, FIX IT!!! (To hell with Murphy!)
- When given a choice--Take both!
-Multiple projects lead to multiple successes. (Multitask People!)
-Start at the top, then work your way up!
-Do it by the book...but be the author!
-When forced to compromise, ask for more.
-If you can't beat them, join them, then beat them.
-If it's worth doing, it's got to be done now.
-If you can't win, change the rules.
-If you can't change the rules, then ignore them.
-Perfection is not optional.
-When faced without a challenge, make one.
-"No" simply means begin again at one level higher.
-Don't walk when you can run.
-Bureaucacy is a challenge to be conquered with a righteous atitude, a tolerance for stupidity and a bulldozer when necessary.
- When in doubt: THINK!
-Patience is a virtue, but persistence to the point of success is a blessing.
-The squeaky wheel gets replaced.
- The faster you move, the slower time passes, the longer you live.
These are Harsh to some, and unattainable by others, if followed though you will always win.
...The creed of the sociopathic obsessive compulsive.
-If anything can go wrong, FIX IT!!! (To hell with Murphy!)
- When given a choice--Take both!
-Multiple projects lead to multiple successes. (Multitask People!)
-Start at the top, then work your way up!
-Do it by the book...but be the author!
-When forced to compromise, ask for more.
-If you can't beat them, join them, then beat them.
-If it's worth doing, it's got to be done now.
-If you can't win, change the rules.
-If you can't change the rules, then ignore them.
-Perfection is not optional.
-When faced without a challenge, make one.
-"No" simply means begin again at one level higher.
-Don't walk when you can run.
-Bureaucacy is a challenge to be conquered with a righteous atitude, a tolerance for stupidity and a bulldozer when necessary.
- When in doubt: THINK!
-Patience is a virtue, but persistence to the point of success is a blessing.
-The squeaky wheel gets replaced.
- The faster you move, the slower time passes, the longer you live.
These are Harsh to some, and unattainable by others, if followed though you will always win.
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1stxer:
BTW .. what is warped about?
cincity:
Hey mr. see you in less than 24 hours! I'm real excited! I am making an SG shirt tonight...I'm gonna stencil the logo on the back of a wife beater....woo hoo !!!! Who needs a sticker I got spray paint!!!!!! 