Happy New Year and New Beginning everyone. You all be safe out there...Ok.
Alright, i know youl ike to hear stories. I got a good one for you. This will be especially funny if you are a Boston Red Sox Fan.
Here Goes;
This really happened to me, Last Night.
As I was driving home from grabbing a little dinner last night, a Portsmouth VA police cruiser pulled out of a side street and in behind me. About 1 minute later his lights come on. SHIT!!! I checked to make sure my lights were on, they were. I hadn't been speeding, I had stopped at all stop lights. I had three beers with my dinner, but i wasn't even buzzed so I knew I hadn't been swerving. WHY WAS HE PULLING ME OVER!!!!
I pulled into the first side street I came too, which incidently had two other police cars pulling someone else over. As he walks up to my car he shines his light in my face and ask me how I'm doing. When he ask me if i knew why I was being pulled over, of course I told him I had no idea. Even sober, the thoughts of going through a field sobriety test was daunting.
He then ask me if I was local ( I am) and ask me if i had a drivers licsence. He aslo ask that if i did if maybe it was a massachusetts liscence. I was confused. he then referenced my LI. Plate which reads LVRDSX. he then informs me that he is a Yankee fan and he tells me that he is pulling over to "harass Me" and generally just give me a hard time. Ok..I know it was all in good fun. We both had a good laugh. Still...my heart almost stopped.
Ok..what makes this even funnier, WED afternoon a Norfolk VA police man pulled me over to remind me that Johnny Damon was a Yankee now. OK, OK....I guess i'm a marked man now. It's all good...even with all their problems I'd take one for my Sox anyday.
So...I'm a dangerous man now. ohhhhhh....
Once again..have a safe and happy one, see you on the other side.
PEACE!!!!!
Alright, i know youl ike to hear stories. I got a good one for you. This will be especially funny if you are a Boston Red Sox Fan.
Here Goes;
This really happened to me, Last Night.
As I was driving home from grabbing a little dinner last night, a Portsmouth VA police cruiser pulled out of a side street and in behind me. About 1 minute later his lights come on. SHIT!!! I checked to make sure my lights were on, they were. I hadn't been speeding, I had stopped at all stop lights. I had three beers with my dinner, but i wasn't even buzzed so I knew I hadn't been swerving. WHY WAS HE PULLING ME OVER!!!!
I pulled into the first side street I came too, which incidently had two other police cars pulling someone else over. As he walks up to my car he shines his light in my face and ask me how I'm doing. When he ask me if i knew why I was being pulled over, of course I told him I had no idea. Even sober, the thoughts of going through a field sobriety test was daunting.
He then ask me if I was local ( I am) and ask me if i had a drivers licsence. He aslo ask that if i did if maybe it was a massachusetts liscence. I was confused. he then referenced my LI. Plate which reads LVRDSX. he then informs me that he is a Yankee fan and he tells me that he is pulling over to "harass Me" and generally just give me a hard time. Ok..I know it was all in good fun. We both had a good laugh. Still...my heart almost stopped.
Ok..what makes this even funnier, WED afternoon a Norfolk VA police man pulled me over to remind me that Johnny Damon was a Yankee now. OK, OK....I guess i'm a marked man now. It's all good...even with all their problems I'd take one for my Sox anyday.
So...I'm a dangerous man now. ohhhhhh....
Once again..have a safe and happy one, see you on the other side.
PEACE!!!!!
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and i have never changed my attitude towards the red sox even after they won the series. i'm always unhappy with them there is always something that they can do to improve themselves. it just seems that right now they're doing everything possible to piss me off.
Go O's, go Red Sox, go White Sox, go everyone else in the A.L.
I like... (shudder) the Cowboys more than the Yankees.