i just made the worst scrambled eggs ever.
and i burnt my tongue on them.
this is all very depressing.
add to that the fact that she's ignoring me completely after the whole "lets be good good friends" speech and you have a pretty miserable kristoph on your hands.
i'm going back to bed.
x
...i went back to bed and i had the weirdest sex dream about kelly osbourne! weird because it was good. she knows what she's doing, that one!
and i burnt my tongue on them.
this is all very depressing.
add to that the fact that she's ignoring me completely after the whole "lets be good good friends" speech and you have a pretty miserable kristoph on your hands.
i'm going back to bed.
x
...i went back to bed and i had the weirdest sex dream about kelly osbourne! weird because it was good. she knows what she's doing, that one!

but then i get called kelly osborne all the time and that's pretty gross too.
xxx