Hey ya'll! You missed me, didn't you. 
I'm cummin back from a harrowing semester of 19 credits worth of bullshit
so I am so ready to get drunk off my fucking ass this summer. Ahh, three months of bourbon-induced bliss. 
Muchas gracias to everyone who wished me a good one on my twentieth birthday. I'm really glad people still remember I exist.
This semester tore me a new one but there were some pleasantries. First off, I started having some great sex with my man, my lady friend, and her man (really hot porno shit). Second, at Winter Fire, that fetish convention I went to in Feb., I met and almost had sex with Nina Hartley. It didn't pan out, although we did get kinda intimate. She gave me her private email address and told me to drop by her house in LA next time I was in the area. She's going to be at the next sex convention in Sept. and I intend to pick up where we left off. Third, I decided to finally buy myself that guitar I always wanted.
Other than that I hope to have a great booze and sex filled summer. I'm looking foward to rekindling some friendships on the site.
Goodnight out there in porno land.
Wet dreams.
I'm cummin back from a harrowing semester of 19 credits worth of bullshit
so I am so ready to get drunk off my fucking ass this summer. Ahh, three months of bourbon-induced bliss.
Muchas gracias to everyone who wished me a good one on my twentieth birthday. I'm really glad people still remember I exist.
This semester tore me a new one but there were some pleasantries. First off, I started having some great sex with my man, my lady friend, and her man (really hot porno shit). Second, at Winter Fire, that fetish convention I went to in Feb., I met and almost had sex with Nina Hartley. It didn't pan out, although we did get kinda intimate. She gave me her private email address and told me to drop by her house in LA next time I was in the area. She's going to be at the next sex convention in Sept. and I intend to pick up where we left off. Third, I decided to finally buy myself that guitar I always wanted.
Other than that I hope to have a great booze and sex filled summer. I'm looking foward to rekindling some friendships on the site.
Goodnight out there in porno land.
Wet dreams.
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duchocolatvite:
oh oh hot hot lady
apple_addict:
oh wow, i thought i was the only new yorker on SG that hasnt updated in a long time haha, i guess im not alone 
