Gather round my pretties and Ill tell you a tale of a bleeding girl who loved sex so much that it haunted her every step. Just when she thought shed tamed the beast it went wild with hunger and gnawed on her pussy all through the night, mwua ha ha ha ha
Sorry, Im all excited about Halloween and I love scary tales of blood and sex. So I didnt go to the sex farm this past weekend. (So sad.) I was heartbroken to learn just days before my arrival that the retreat was mainly for older people (like 40+) who were into heavy S&M. Okay, I like rough play but I have some rules. First, I only fuck older people on certain conditions: if theyre my professor, theyre a porn star (love you Chad), theyre attractive, and so on. Also, I am not really comfortable experiencing S&M sexual scenarios with people I dont know. In fact, fucking people I dont know is weird for me too. With all the risks of STDs and AIDS I dont want to put my self in harms way. So I regretfully did not get to go to a sex farm and get fucked while tied to a tree (sigh). But maybe someone out there has gone to a similar retreat or has attended orgies before and they can tell me how they coped with the anxiety of catching something.
Instead of the retreat, I went to Mastic Beach in L.I. with some friends. My friends uncle let us use his house while he was away. It was mildly entertaining. I mean, I had my period and I didnt get laid
, but we got hammered, went swimming naked in the pool, and played spades. Id say the food was the best part (steak with onions and old fashioned mashed potatoes for dinner, Friendlys ice-cream for dessert, and French Toast with bacon and eggs for breakfast mmmm).
This week Ive just had a shitload of work to do. Between my classes and being President its a lot of fucking work. But Im going to the Bowery tomorrow to see a play that two of my friends are in (I hope to see a lot of hot bois) so I am looking forward to that.
But Ill keep truckin and give it as I get it.
Sorry, Im all excited about Halloween and I love scary tales of blood and sex. So I didnt go to the sex farm this past weekend. (So sad.) I was heartbroken to learn just days before my arrival that the retreat was mainly for older people (like 40+) who were into heavy S&M. Okay, I like rough play but I have some rules. First, I only fuck older people on certain conditions: if theyre my professor, theyre a porn star (love you Chad), theyre attractive, and so on. Also, I am not really comfortable experiencing S&M sexual scenarios with people I dont know. In fact, fucking people I dont know is weird for me too. With all the risks of STDs and AIDS I dont want to put my self in harms way. So I regretfully did not get to go to a sex farm and get fucked while tied to a tree (sigh). But maybe someone out there has gone to a similar retreat or has attended orgies before and they can tell me how they coped with the anxiety of catching something.
Instead of the retreat, I went to Mastic Beach in L.I. with some friends. My friends uncle let us use his house while he was away. It was mildly entertaining. I mean, I had my period and I didnt get laid
, but we got hammered, went swimming naked in the pool, and played spades. Id say the food was the best part (steak with onions and old fashioned mashed potatoes for dinner, Friendlys ice-cream for dessert, and French Toast with bacon and eggs for breakfast mmmm).
This week Ive just had a shitload of work to do. Between my classes and being President its a lot of fucking work. But Im going to the Bowery tomorrow to see a play that two of my friends are in (I hope to see a lot of hot bois) so I am looking forward to that.
But Ill keep truckin and give it as I get it.
phineas:
you're rad
staygold:
Wah! No sex farm girl being tied to a tree and getting it!