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"It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang."

--Tom Robbins

Lovely, bruisey time last night at the Halfway to Halloween party. Wounds galore...some were even real.

I think estrogen makes me agitated and aggresive. I wanted to cut someone last night. Just because. Well, maybe some deserved it. I'd like to think so. Why did they let...
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johnnyfive:
the catholic church has subdued the woman and the worship of the sacred feminine...since the days on constantine your gender has been the victim of an evil papal reich...i like your pictures. as usual. who doesn't.
trilobyte:
this one's trilo-proof. has a button you press and fire happens. which is good for the drunken grilling...

skull trilo skull
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From Strange Loop-Liz Phair

"The fire you like so much in me
Is the mark of someone adamantly free
But you can't stop yourself from wanting worse
'Cause nothing feeds a hunger like a thirst"

I'm burning,,,,so hot today. I think it's all in my head.

Mmmmm...bruises appearing on my arm. Lovely colors.

Yes, I took some medication for a migraine and I'm now...silly. And...
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holdensolo:
I should be fine by tomorrow. I just hope i don't get "accidently" accused of shoplifting again when I go to restock on those damn things.

Your teeth are too wonderful and hygenic to have caused any damage. I blame the "invisible" staple.
m1e2r3l4i5s:
oh baby i miss you too.... you're right we need to get out there soon... i'm having separation anxiety!!!

bite me!
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"He's just a hero
In a long line of heroes
Looking for something attractive to save"

I can't be saved.

Went to see Ministry tonight. Let me correct that. I am 5'2", I saw the pit at Ministry tonight. I can never see the band. I watched a far too competent security team break up the one fight that started, though. Dammit.

Fight! Fight! Fight!...
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blueeyedangel:
yeah I thought I recognized that pic from your naked playstation series. You're not lazy! you're uh brewing more ideas. Sometimes the have to percolate to the top then they come out all at once in a big gush. That or the vampires in pittsburg are sucking all the life out of you

he he I am geting kickout of that scene in my head. Somehow I think you'd find some way to trick the vampires into being your undead servants for furthering your plans for world domination.

I love to read too any suggestions? I am reading "Peace Like A River" right now but left the book at my friends house so I am frustrated. Its one of thoes books you want to read straight thru in one night.
thee_blacklisted:
when can i see your work???
hope you gopt a lot done tonight.
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"Taken out of context I must seem so strange."

Ani DiFranco, "Fire Door"

I like my weird little life. I like weird little me.

Is there context in which I don't seem strange? Someone create context for me, please. Except make it even stranger....



On an unrelated note: My vibrators are starting to miss me. Sad vibrators sitting alone in the drawer.
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rexphantom:
Ooh, good one.

And yeah, that's why I picked communications. Nobody uses that one. It's in the same club as English Lit.
possession09:
o o...i love your new pic!!!! at least you know where they are. im missing a really cool butterfly vibrator...it just up and disappeared...
wellllllllll....
have a nice nite..
ade
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Sweet, there is nothing left to say
But this, that love is never lost,
Keen winter stabs the breasts of May
Whose crimson roses burst his frost,
Ships tempest-tossed
Will find a harbour in some bay,
And so we may.

And there is nothing left to do
But to kiss once again, and part,
Nay, there is nothing we should rue,
I have my beauty,--you...
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clara:
A certain someone showed me a few choice samples from an experiment that will soon be shared with a larger audience. Was that cryptic enough? Can we have a tea party in June? That sounds like a perfect day to me.
mykra:
What about Irish filmakers?

E: Are their any other kind of Irish? Peh! And the spoof is going to rock! It's going to have dwarves, and snow white, and dead dwarves, and religious overtones! It will be the single funniest thing I have done in a good week if I pull it off right.

[Edited on Apr 28, 2003]
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"Lead me not into temptation, I can find the way myself."

- Rita Mae Brown

Mmmmmm. I keep falling for temptation. Tonight it shall involve a martini and maybe my....ankles. What do you find tempting?
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tanar:
Your secrect's safe with me. wink
number6:
Love the new profile pic....
You look like a natural in front of the camera.
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"Knee Song" by Anne Sexton

Being kissed on the back
of the knee is a moth
at the windowscreen and
yes my darling a dot
on the fathometer is
tinkerbelle with her cough
and twice I will give up my
honor and stars will stick
like tacks in the night
yes oh yes yes yes two
little snails at the back
of the knee building...
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kingskottie:
i'm not telling you squat! heh...but i will tell you to *squat* heh!
tunnelslats:
No, the bubbly just made me happy.
I did have a beer the other night, when I got sleepy, so that may account for that. But I slept all day sunday, and there was no booze involved. Weird.
I think I'm just a lazy sod. wink
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"With sighs of love, that costs the fresh blood dear:
By some illusion see thou bring her here"

--Oberon in A Midsummer Night's Dream.

Many thanks to Dr. Ballsfor his assistance in finding just the right quote for today.

Warning: Ah. Forget it. We're all adults here.

Today, I went to see my gynecologist. I was a bit nervous, because her office had called...
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crash89204:
Trouble. I bought a peck of trouble.

Of course I thought that I got a good deal on it, but a week after it arrived, which was two weeks later than the seller had promised, I found it at a thrift store for half of what I had paid....and in better condition. Boy, was I pissed!
wisp:
Wow the image of sitting in a crimson puddle took my breath away... and the pretending not to notice is So interesting and expected.

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"This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it."

--Dorothy Parker

I don't really like raisins. But I try to be tolerant of them in otherwise good food.

I also really didn't like the club we were at tonight, There were some tan women there that looked like raisins, though.

I neither gave a free lap dance ,...
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yawf:
the swoo says

You'll have to take that up with Krista. Im not moving in on her territory or nothing, we just decided to align because we both like to see Holden squirm. You have my vote anywho.

my question...

hey, if you and krista need a third (fourth?) let me know. i'm pretty good at all passive-aggresive behavior!

....and i'm looking forward to this trip haha
what to wear, what to wear,
i can't compete so a shopping spree may be in the cards
yawf:
i can be a sub-contractor
or a free agent
maybe a silent partner
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Special person,
if I were you I'd pay no attention
to admonitions from me,
made somewhat out of your words
and somewhat out of mine.
A collaboration.
I do not believe a word I have said,
except some, except I think of you like a young tree
with pasted-on leaves and know you'll root
and the real green thing will come.

--Anne Sexton from "Admonitions...
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rexphantom:
It was a religious experience. I screamed out loud, then started laughing uncontrollably. It looked like he was flipping open the hood of a car.
mykra:
Together we will rule the world. Or at the very least the non-heavily defended parts of it.

We are so partners now. Holden will rock into Cedar Point thinking him and his little god patrol are going to make the world a better place, but oh we shall show him. Oh yes.

The Swoo who says Emo boys should never be happy. He doesnt really know why, but he suspects the world will implode if this cosmic law is broken ever again.