krista

"Don't cry for a man who's left you--the next one may fall for your smile."

Mae West had such good advice, I've tested it out and he totally went for the smile thing.

Okay, the next bruise isn't as spectacular as the one on my ass, but I may have gotten it in a more spectacular way. You have to guess what happened, because I'll never tell. Okay, I told some people, you guys should be very, very quiet. Or lie.