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Friday Apr 04, 2003

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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
After four I'm under my host!"

-Dorothy Parker

Ok, I can't handle any more sex toy pics. Next week, we will have a contest describing how I got my various wounds. Awards for creativity and the like. I rarely know how I get them, so your answer is probably as good as mine.

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superfly4343:
Then Dorothy would have loved my place on Saturday.

The hangover did not receed until the Colonel was summoned to give relief with his secret recipe of herbs and spices.
Apr 6, 2003
kingskottie:
drink up!
Apr 6, 2003

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