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Dorothy Parker - Interview

The ladies men admire, I've heard,
Would shudder at a wicked word.
Their candle gives a single light;
They'd rather stay at home at night.
They do not keep awake till three,
Nor read erotic poetry.
They never sanction the impure,
Nor recognize an overture.
They shrink from powders and from paints.
So far, I have had no complaints.


Ok, I've been saving this one. Yes...it's the Nexus, but I'd like it to have a better name, Something regal, maybe.

Editorial note: Hide all silicone sex toys from ferrets. Romeo tried to take it from me the second I got it out of the packaging. I am becoming increasingly concerned about his intentions towards me.