"Sometimes it takes courage to give into temptation."
--Oscar Wilde
Despite my bruised and maybe slightly swollen nose, my skinned elbows and bruised back, I remember everything that happened last night. Except for skinning my elbows. That one really has me baffled.
In high school, I was popular for two reasons:
--my penchant for whispering cunt in the ear of anyone who was having a bad day
--my ability to take a punch in the stomach without wincing. I always requested these punches.
A picture of my nose during better times,,,,has anyone ever noticed my nose before?
--Oscar Wilde
Despite my bruised and maybe slightly swollen nose, my skinned elbows and bruised back, I remember everything that happened last night. Except for skinning my elbows. That one really has me baffled.
In high school, I was popular for two reasons:
--my penchant for whispering cunt in the ear of anyone who was having a bad day
--my ability to take a punch in the stomach without wincing. I always requested these punches.
A picture of my nose during better times,,,,has anyone ever noticed my nose before?
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ewwwwy!
Take care of yourself, you poor dear. Your nose, elbows, etc are needed here!