The return of sgpittsburgh to Midget Madness was triumphant. The tan dixie chick-like blondes were nearly vanquished...or at least not worshipped. Some were even booed.
But it can be a bit disconcerting when you are introduced to someone and they point out they saw your boobs when you danced on the bar. For some strange reason, I assumed they would forget without photographic evidence, as I so often do.
I've learned that when things get boring, I can always do a lap dance.
But it can be a bit disconcerting when you are introduced to someone and they point out they saw your boobs when you danced on the bar. For some strange reason, I assumed they would forget without photographic evidence, as I so often do.
I've learned that when things get boring, I can always do a lap dance.

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then after i regain consciousness in a puddle of my own drool, two more words come to mind: no butt.
what up, no butt? yay for midgets! have you ever heard of bridgette the midget?