You don't look retro. You look like you're ready to give birth any minute now. Unless you're using retro to mean what kind of mother you intend to be. In any case, I wish upon you a happy, healthy baby.
I've been wanting to tour Canada for years. I'll be up there soon. Also I understand that in Toronto, it is legal for women to go topless where ever they want.
I Googled folic collony and it has something to do with your gut. But it's not your gut in this picture that I'm concerned about. It's more about that beautiful face and breast!